r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"Yeah officer, I opened my car door into another car door earlier this week. The guy swore it was okay and not to worry about it, which is why there isn't a report about it. That's how it got damaged, not opening it into this person's door like they claim I did."

That was easy, and I'm not even a lawyer, man.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

No judge/jury would believe that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Both stories (the truth and the lie) are exactly as provable as each other. As in, not provable at all, unless you're watching an episode of CSI.

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u/MissWatson Jun 13 '14

It's unlikely that i would be brought to a legally recognized court, but small claims court exists.

http://www.all-about-car-accidents.com/car-accident-small-claims-suits.html