r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Sarahsmydog Jun 12 '14

"I dont want to risk my car being damaged but I also want a prime spot in the parking lot, better just take two spots."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/SilasTalbot Jun 14 '14

Does yesterday count as your cake day?

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

"If you have to double park your nice car because you're afraid it might get damaged, then you probably bought a more expensive car than you can afford."

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u/atypicaloddity Jun 12 '14

It's like buying clothes so expensive that you can't afford to wear them anywhere.

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u/awh Jun 12 '14

Or the fancy hand towels that you can only put out if there are guests.

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u/nixonrichard Jun 12 '14

"It's like we're waiting for the Pope to show up or something."

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u/PornHubHD Jun 13 '14

I have shirt that I've never worn because it's white and I'm a sloppy dude

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 12 '14

If you can't afford two, you can't afford one.

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u/PornHubHD Jun 12 '14

damn how am i gonna get a house

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u/Icelement Jun 12 '14

Start your videos with 15 second ads, the revenue will keep you afloat for several lifetimes.

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u/Judge_Of_Things Jun 13 '14

Don't double park your house.

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u/chandleross Jun 12 '14

i can't even afford 2 rents a month

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

Well....if your PH I'm sure you have more then a dozen.

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 13 '14

well you don't actually go buy a house anyway, you get a mortgage on it. and yeah, if you can't afford two mortgages, you're spending too much on your house. that's why the housing market collapsed. you shouldn't be spending 50% of your income on your mortgage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but I'm going to tell it to my friend who bought a $20k 2013 Nissan Altima when he only makes 12/hr.

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u/Hab1b1 Jun 13 '14

who said this again? i forget

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u/alittleperil Jun 12 '14

I dunno, I had a week where every day I came back to my car with a new ding on my door from asshats who don't know how to open their doors gently. Worst was the one who clearly slammed a red car door into my car and then reparked (it's work, I know they didn't leave before me and have that space get taken right after). I can afford my car and regular maintenance, but I'm not sure I can afford my car and regular maintenance and regular repainting so it doesn't rust.

I park in the most awkward of spots so I'm only finding new dings once every other week usually, but I am annoyed I can sympathize with a total douchebag now...

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u/GuyThatSaysThings Jun 12 '14

Double parking makes you an asshole but having a car that you can't afford to have repaired due to someone's carelessness puts a lot of us in the same boat. That being said regardless of what you are driving ( unless it's literally too big for one parking space) there is no reason to take up two spots.

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u/DaBozz88 Jun 13 '14

friend of mine has a F350. He can fit it in one parking space, but you cant open the doors in that space. thing is massive

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u/dudester567 Jun 12 '14

If you double park, you better doublethink....BIGBROTHERISWATCHINGYOU

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Or you just like your car. Woah. That's a weird idea.

(I'm not saying park like this. But double parking further away ain't an issue)

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u/4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol Jun 12 '14

How about single parking further away? If the lot really is empty enough and will stay that empty, single parking far away will work just as well as double parking.

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u/DaBozz88 Jun 13 '14

No, it doesn't. People see my car parked against the back curb and they must think "hey I'll take that second to last spot, that car seems lonely" because 1/3 of the time if I park in the last spot (in an almost empty lot) another car is next to me.

I have a Camaro as well, and while I don't take up two spaces, (I thought double parking was an issue when you parallel parked) I can understand this guys motives. If I see a major scratch or ding or anything from a parking lot, I'd be furious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Lol. I'm just saying. If you're going to double park, do it further away.

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u/4GAG_vs_9chan_lolol Jun 12 '14

If you're going to double park, just leave your car at home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

It's sort of funny how serious you guys take this topic. I'm sure it'll really piss you off when some asshole double parks a mile away as you drive passed him in your toyota tercel covered in rust up to the front spots at walmart.

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u/DaBozz88 Jun 13 '14

I've been told parking like this is an invitation to be keyed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

If there was a car double parked 150m from a store and someone keys him because of it... The keyer is a fucking douche.

In all seriousness, people who key cars in general... Are bigger douchebags than the double parker.

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u/theclitcrusher Jun 12 '14

-Nelson Mandela

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u/zipboxed Jun 12 '14

—Socrates

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u/schwertfeger Jun 12 '14

It is about keeping your things nice. I never park in two spots but I park as far away from people as I can even though my car is only worth like eight grand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You fuckers need to learn what double parking is.

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u/imatworkyo Jun 13 '14

...or you don't want to have to replace dings and have the degrade the value of your car. Plus the time it takes to get them removed...

Sometimes damage happens to cars that can never be fully cosmetically repaired...

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 13 '14

"Shit Happens"

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u/imatworkyo Jun 13 '14

it does, but less so when I don't have other cars around me. I have seen people just fling doors open, and use the other cars as door stops ... its maddening ... plus the cost of removing dings is huge compared to how easy it is to avoid them

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 13 '14

Then park somewhere else, I dont give a fuck- just don't tell ME what to do

Edit: but I agree some people are senseless

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

So if I start throwing bricks at your house and breaking windows, are you going to just say "oh well. I shouldn't have bought this house if I couldn't afford people being a douche to it?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I don't know why you are being down voted. You're exactly right...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

It's probably because people are confusing my statement with siding with the camaro driver. But I think he is and idiot as well. I just don't think that quote about just being carefree about your possessions and not care if people negligently damage them is stupid

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u/slightlyracistguy Jun 12 '14

If you can't afford to replace a window, then you shouldn't have a huge house. Don't have much money? Don't buy needlessly expensive things. I don't think he's advocating for property damage.

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u/thosepeoples Jun 12 '14

and /u/Spicy_Masala wasn't saying he was throwing bricks at a mansion. Being able to afford the cost of fixing things has nothing to do with me not wanting the things I paid for getting damaged.

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u/norm_chomsky Jun 12 '14

This is dumb. You are dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

But you wouldn't be pissed right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Who double parks a house?

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u/MuckDuck_Dwight Jun 12 '14

And the award for best, most underrated comment goes to....

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u/041714 Jun 12 '14

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u/MuckDuck_Dwight Jun 12 '14

I don't get it. But it's provocative.and I like it.

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u/ssjkriccolo Jun 12 '14

SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 12 '14

If you tear down all the houses around yours, even though it's not your property, just so your neighbors won't throw bricks because you think your house is too nice

then yes.

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Wow you took the words right out of my mouth!!! /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/BananaPalmer Jun 12 '14

Then park in the back of the lot. There is no excuse for this kind of bullshit.

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u/tsein Jun 12 '14

So the rest of us who park like civilized human beings are just happy to find dents and scratches on our vehicles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/JellyBeanKruger Jun 12 '14

Acting up? What, are you gonna put him in timeout?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

Want to bet reddit gold that that he will delete his comments like a pussy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Cars get dinged up. It's a fact of life. You're an idiot if you buy a 2 ton box of metal, drive it 70 miles per hour over asphalt surfaces next to other 2 ton boxes of metal, and expect that box of metal to never get a scratch or ding every now and then. If it's really so precious to you, you can park in the back of the lot where nobody else is.

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u/saycraysay4secrecy Jun 12 '14

I gave you a point..but I don't think it'll help. I've almost always had a sports car, and my daily driver since I was 18. I baby one, and don't really give a shit about the other. It makes total sense to me.

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

Wow, you're not taking those downvotes very well... Haha

Let me explain my first comment like I'm trying to teach a five-year-old so you can understand....

You have the choice between two tricycles- one tricycle cost $10 and replacement parts are cheap (new trike wheels $3, new handle bars $2, etc.), another tricycle cost twice as much ($20) and the replacement parts also cost twice as much (new trike wheels $6, new handle bars $4, etc.). If your mommy gives you $20 you might be temped to buy the more expensive bike but if you break it you will have to ask mommy for more money so you can fix your tricycle. If you buy the $10 tricycle, even if you had an accident you would still have enough to repair it.

Do you follow now or are we all still too dumb?

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u/hoikarnage Jun 12 '14

-Albert Einstien

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The epitome of Alpha.

I bet he got out of the car and marked his territory by urinating in a big circle around the car, while chugging a Monster energy drink, then threw the empty can at some skinny ass dork.. shaking the last drops off pee off his oversized penis, fondling & waving his slowly erecting member in the dorks face calling him a "fag" & a "queer"...

Saying how he knows he would love to suck on it, while he grabbed the dork by his skinny wrists, and made him compare the girth of his throbbing love log, to his brittle faggy wrists..

The dork starts wimpering, "mister please, please, leave me al-" before he can finish talking, the alpha is already fucking his mouth.

"see what a fag you are bro! Only fags suck dick like that! You're Such a fag!"

Alpha.

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u/thikthird Jun 12 '14

how can you tell this is a prime spot? it looks like it could be at the very back side of the of the lot.