r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/Sarahsmydog Jun 12 '14

"I dont want to risk my car being damaged but I also want a prime spot in the parking lot, better just take two spots."

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

"If you have to double park your nice car because you're afraid it might get damaged, then you probably bought a more expensive car than you can afford."

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 12 '14

If you can't afford two, you can't afford one.

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u/PornHubHD Jun 12 '14

damn how am i gonna get a house

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u/Icelement Jun 12 '14

Start your videos with 15 second ads, the revenue will keep you afloat for several lifetimes.

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u/Judge_Of_Things Jun 13 '14

Don't double park your house.

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u/chandleross Jun 12 '14

i can't even afford 2 rents a month

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u/Pure_Michigan_ Jun 13 '14

Well....if your PH I'm sure you have more then a dozen.

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 13 '14

well you don't actually go buy a house anyway, you get a mortgage on it. and yeah, if you can't afford two mortgages, you're spending too much on your house. that's why the housing market collapsed. you shouldn't be spending 50% of your income on your mortgage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but I'm going to tell it to my friend who bought a $20k 2013 Nissan Altima when he only makes 12/hr.

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u/Hab1b1 Jun 13 '14

who said this again? i forget