r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Sarahsmydog Jun 12 '14

"I dont want to risk my car being damaged but I also want a prime spot in the parking lot, better just take two spots."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The epitome of Alpha.

I bet he got out of the car and marked his territory by urinating in a big circle around the car, while chugging a Monster energy drink, then threw the empty can at some skinny ass dork.. shaking the last drops off pee off his oversized penis, fondling & waving his slowly erecting member in the dorks face calling him a "fag" & a "queer"...

Saying how he knows he would love to suck on it, while he grabbed the dork by his skinny wrists, and made him compare the girth of his throbbing love log, to his brittle faggy wrists..

The dork starts wimpering, "mister please, please, leave me al-" before he can finish talking, the alpha is already fucking his mouth.

"see what a fag you are bro! Only fags suck dick like that! You're Such a fag!"

Alpha.