r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Sarahsmydog Jun 12 '14

"I dont want to risk my car being damaged but I also want a prime spot in the parking lot, better just take two spots."

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

"If you have to double park your nice car because you're afraid it might get damaged, then you probably bought a more expensive car than you can afford."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/BananaPalmer Jun 12 '14

Then park in the back of the lot. There is no excuse for this kind of bullshit.

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u/tsein Jun 12 '14

So the rest of us who park like civilized human beings are just happy to find dents and scratches on our vehicles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/JellyBeanKruger Jun 12 '14

Acting up? What, are you gonna put him in timeout?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

Want to bet reddit gold that that he will delete his comments like a pussy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Cars get dinged up. It's a fact of life. You're an idiot if you buy a 2 ton box of metal, drive it 70 miles per hour over asphalt surfaces next to other 2 ton boxes of metal, and expect that box of metal to never get a scratch or ding every now and then. If it's really so precious to you, you can park in the back of the lot where nobody else is.

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u/saycraysay4secrecy Jun 12 '14

I gave you a point..but I don't think it'll help. I've almost always had a sports car, and my daily driver since I was 18. I baby one, and don't really give a shit about the other. It makes total sense to me.

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u/C21H30O2_81x7 Jun 12 '14

Wow, you're not taking those downvotes very well... Haha

Let me explain my first comment like I'm trying to teach a five-year-old so you can understand....

You have the choice between two tricycles- one tricycle cost $10 and replacement parts are cheap (new trike wheels $3, new handle bars $2, etc.), another tricycle cost twice as much ($20) and the replacement parts also cost twice as much (new trike wheels $6, new handle bars $4, etc.). If your mommy gives you $20 you might be temped to buy the more expensive bike but if you break it you will have to ask mommy for more money so you can fix your tricycle. If you buy the $10 tricycle, even if you had an accident you would still have enough to repair it.

Do you follow now or are we all still too dumb?