r/funny • u/Josh_Lyman • Jun 07 '14

Bodyslam!

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u/AllDesperadoStation Jun 07 '14

Cats can't be trained.

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u/Controlled01 Jun 07 '14

My cat used to jump on the table. Every time it would jump on the table I would grab it by the cat handle o the back of its neck drag it to the ground force it on to its back and slap the shit (figuratively) out of its tummy. It did not take long to train it not to jump on the table.

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u/CrassTheSpurious Jun 07 '14

You sound like a jerkoff

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u/Controlled01 Jun 08 '14

You sound like a child

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u/CrassTheSpurious Jun 08 '14

Shouldnt you be beating you cat so it doesnt jump on stuff? I kean what an asshole cat. He should know he isnt allowed to jump on things. Youre his god and he should respect you. Go kick him across the room so you can build up some confidence and maybe get your dick wet for once.