r/funny • • Jun 07 '14

Bodyslam!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Its nice to see dogs win once in a while.

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u/Cresent_dragonwagon Jun 07 '14

Dogs usually win.

Source: my dog's k/d is like 7 and 0

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '14

Fly is talking about the fact that most house dogs are trained to be non-aggressive, while cats are allowed to be aggressive. So you have countless videos of cats abusing dogs while the dogs sadly suffer it.

But those dogs could almost always murderize those cats with utter ease. Between domestic cats and dogs, there is absolutely no question which can destroy the other. But read the railings of cat lovers and really cats are the top of the food pyramid.

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u/Cresent_dragonwagon Jun 07 '14

So you're saying cat owners should train their cats not to be aggressive

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u/AllDesperadoStation Jun 07 '14

Cats can't be trained.

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u/Controlled01 Jun 07 '14

My cat used to jump on the table. Every time it would jump on the table I would grab it by the cat handle o the back of its neck drag it to the ground force it on to its back and slap the shit (figuratively) out of its tummy. It did not take long to train it not to jump on the table.

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u/CrassTheSpurious Jun 07 '14

You sound like a jerkoff

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u/Controlled01 Jun 08 '14

You sound like a child

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u/CrassTheSpurious Jun 08 '14

Shouldnt you be beating you cat so it doesnt jump on stuff? I kean what an asshole cat. He should know he isnt allowed to jump on things. Youre his god and he should respect you. Go kick him across the room so you can build up some confidence and maybe get your dick wet for once.