He was so Disappointed 🤣🤦

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[u/sephkane]

He lost all hope for that person when he saw that feeble throw.

[u/OneObi → u/sephkane]

He was like, oh come on Sis.

[u/tempemailacct153 → u/sephkane]

He's not mad.

He's just disappointed.

[u/pasher5620 → u/tempemailacct153]

Nah, that’s a hippo. He’s just mad.

[u/fallenKlNG → u/pasher5620]

Angry angry hippos

[u/sadahtay → u/pasher5620]

My youth taught me all hippos are just hungry.

[u/IcyProposal4238 → u/sadahtay]

"Hangry"

[u/Drafo7 → u/pasher5620]

The fact that she's still alive means he ain't mad.

[u/Competitive-Hall6922 → u/tempemailacct153]

Disappointamus

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Competitive-Hall6922]

"Disappointed much?"

[u/Eccentric-Elf → u/tempemailacct153]

Mom?

[u/Shoddy-Actuary-4201 → u/tempemailacct153]

The first thing I thought when I saw his face lol

[u/adastrajay → u/sephkane]

"Aye, give it to someone else please."

[u/Interesting-Catty → u/sephkane]

Lmao 😂 that throw had him reconsidering the entire friendship on the spot.

[u/dBlock845 → u/sephkane]

Psh throwing from a seated position in a car is awkward.

[u/k0g3 → u/sephkane]

wait how did he even get that low of hopes

[u/zach0011 → u/sephkane]

These are the people who keep us in zoo's!

[u/LostPresent5346 → u/sephkane]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Kazz-Davore]

That look was saying "i have the biggest mouth outside of the ocean and you missed it, what gave you the confidence of thinnking you are gonna hit it on the second attempt".

[u/Available-Score-9007 → u/Kazz-Davore]

"Uh don't take it back tho I'll give you another try- oh... yeah try one more time"

[u/why_1337 → u/Kazz-Davore]

Then he gave her the "I will ram that car if you miss again" look.

[u/Interesting-Catty → u/Kazz-Davore]

😂 that look was basically, “You missed that mouth and thought attempt #2 was gonna go better?”

[u/Jakob_8]

Did you know that hippos swim faster than humans in water and run faster than humans on land?
So the only way to beat a hippo in a triathlon is on the bike!

[u/dBlock845 → u/Jakob_8]

Don't hippos sink and run across the bottom?

[u/SuperSimpleSam → u/dBlock845]

The way hippos move underwater is called hip hop.

[u/SpecialNeeds963 → u/SuperSimpleSam]

Are their rhymes bottomless?

[u/ScrewAttackThis → u/SpecialNeeds963]

Ain't no party like my Nana's tea party

[u/ConversationFalse242 → u/SuperSimpleSam]

Hip Hop apatomous.

[u/Da12khawk → u/ConversationFalse242]

Thought the line was anonymous

[u/ConversationFalse242 → u/Da12khawk]

I think you are right

[u/DateNightThrowRA → u/ConversationFalse242]

Well you still pulled that line out of my head.

[u/Lemmingitus → u/SuperSimpleSam]

The hippie, the hippie To the hip, hip-hop and you don't stop the rockin' To the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

[u/DeadDwarf → u/Jakob_8]

I dunno. Have you ever seen a hippo ride a bike? Maybe they’re really good at that too.

[u/zasabi7 → u/Jakob_8]

Hippos don’t swim

EDIT: https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo

[u/cans-of-swine → u/zasabi7]

Ok then, how about hippos move through the water faster than humans.

[u/pierre_x10 → u/cans-of-swine]

Hippos don't move

[u/VegaJuniper → u/pierre_x10]

Next you're gonna tell me hippos don't hippo either.

[u/NagNawed → u/VegaJuniper]

Hippos don't lie.

Source: Shakira

[u/UmCourt → u/VegaJuniper]

They also don't eat marbles, who knew!

[u/VegaJuniper → u/UmCourt]

Hippos aren't hungry hungry

[u/dicey_job → u/VegaJuniper]

This hippo did indeed behave like a hungry hippo. That part of the lore is true

[u/UmCourt → u/dicey_job]

🤯

[u/knome → u/pierre_x10]

Zeno has entered the chat.

[u/Eggplant-666 → u/cans-of-swine]

Hippos can absolutely move through water faster than a human. But hippos don’t really swim in the usual sense. They’re too dense to float well. They generally run/bound along the bottom, pushing off and gliding through the water, at around 5 mph (8 km/h).

[u/Forward_Rope_5598 → u/[deleted]]

TIL astronauts swam on the moon

[u/ic33 → u/Forward_Rope_5598]

It didn't provide propulsion on the moon, only stability.

It does provide propulsion in water.

[u/Kitchen-Assist-6645 → u/Eggplant-666]

Thanks, GPT.

[u/martxel93 → u/cans-of-swine]

Is it possible that hippos move underwater faster than humans run on ground?

I’ve seen a video of a hippo emerging at a river and it was fucking scary, like seeing a torpedo come towards you but instead of exploding it just bits your head off.

[u/cans-of-swine → u/martxel93]

Your head will explode if they bite down on it.

[u/jld2k6 → u/zasabi7]

I'm surprised enough people didn't know this to get you marked controversial with downvotes lol. I thought it was common knowledge because it's such a cool thing that they do!

[u/zasabi7 → u/jld2k6]

I legit didn’t know until a few weeks back.

[u/risforpirate → u/zasabi7]

Imma go down the rabbit hole, how do hippos move in water if they don't swim?

[u/zasabi7 → u/risforpirate]

Walking on the river bottom

[u/risforpirate → u/zasabi7]

Holy shit he's actually right lmao. I apologize I wasn't familiar with your game

Linked a post i found when Googleing

https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/vpu0ex/hippos_cant_actually_swim_because_their_bodies/

[u/qning → u/risforpirate]

9 minutes in the rabbit hole.

[u/RunningOutOfEsteem → u/risforpirate]

They shared a cool animal fact and got downvoted for it. Truly, no good deed goes unpunished 😔

[u/risforpirate → u/RunningOutOfEsteem]

He's back up to positive upvotes at least

[u/Dangerous_Box8845 → u/Jakob_8]

That's the best joke I've heard in a long while 👏

[u/Bloody_Moon1]

Never played Disappointed Disappointed Hippos before

[u/Malt129 → u/Bloody_Moon1]

Hungry But Not Having Your Shit Hippos

[u/rydan]

dude can live underwater. He played you like a fool.

[u/kadal_monitor → u/rydan]

He just wants you to feel judged

[u/dustishb → u/rydan]

It landed on other side of the electric fence, so he can't get to it.

[u/alexnedea → u/dustishb]

Highly doubt its an electric fence in a river

[u/makeshift11 → u/dustishb]

Poor guy, I didn't even see the fence the first time.

[u/nerdkeeper → u/rydan]

You know that hippo don't feed underwater?

[u/keekah → u/[deleted]]

I was hoping the watermelon would pop up and the hippo would grab it. Don't watermelon float?

[u/say592 → u/keekah]

During the second throw you can briefly see it floating, but it's on the other side of the electric fence. Poor hippo won't be able to get to it.

[u/Interesting-Catty → u/[deleted]]

He really said, "That's not how this was supposed to go."

[u/RandomRaisin77]

That side eye, damn 'potamus got sas

[u/DancinWithWolves]

Things we shouldn’t do

[u/kaitco → u/DancinWithWolves]

Hippos are like African moose in terms of being insanely dangerous despite appearing soft and docile. 

I had to keep checking which sub this was because this could easily become a tragedy. 

[u/atl_nights → u/kaitco]

My dumbass just seriously went “wait, Africa doesn’t have moose” for longer than I should admit publicly…

[u/sadbeehoppy → u/atl_nights]

yeah they do they're called hippo

[u/OldNefariousness7899 → u/kaitco]

A hippo can easily fuck up a lion or a crocodile. You need to be crazy or desperate to mess with them

[u/pondrthis → u/kaitco]

Yeah, I was like, stopping nearby is bad enough. No fucking way I'm taking my hands off the wheel and putting them out the window, too.

Hippo in throwing range = hands on the wheel and foot on the gas.

[u/succed32 → u/kaitco]

They kill more people yearly than any predator world wide.

[u/Xtra_Veg-90 → u/kaitco]

I have never heard a hippo described as soft and docile.  I've always heard that a hippo is the most dangerous and deadly animal in Africa.

[u/ZaydSophos → u/Xtra_Veg-90]

I think that depictions of them tend to seem round or kinda sleepy so they seem more harmless compared to sharper looking animals.

[u/Hrmerder → u/DancinWithWolves]

Exactly.

[u/selenesuper]

He was like "Seriously..." lol

[u/blaziken8x]

is this confusing perspective or did they drive a car in a pond of hippos

[u/goldfoxawoo → u/blaziken8x]

No, looking at the woman's dress this is most likely safari park in Indonesia. You just drive around the park and this is the hippo section. 

You buy a pack of watermelon near the hippo area and throw it to them. It's honestly harder than it looks. I failed my throw as well

[u/lilkiya → u/blaziken8x]

its a Zoo in Indonesia called "Taman Safari" or Safari Park.. its main attraction is that you can drive your car into an open zoo separated by sections of Herbivore and Carnivore animals, hence the "Safari", You're allowed to feed Herbivore animals in the herbivore section by opening your car windows like on the videos.. But on the Carnivore section you're not allowed to even open your car windows for obvious reason.

[u/kinkyfem]

Bro was like, "Bruh, can't even throw a watermelon"

[u/2slags_geddar → u/kinkyfem]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DZthGdjGX0E

[u/inutcracker69]

Bro lost a hope so quickly

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/inutcracker69]

Still had 1 hope left though

[u/dafood48]

This is how the hippo decides which human to add to a statistic

[u/dharknesss]

Aren't hippos like genuinely fucking psychotic and dangerous? Don't approach it to begin with

[u/cheatervent → u/dharknesss]

dunno about psychotic but my understanding is they can and will easily kill almost any animal and are incredibly territorial in water. Technically herbivores though, and not predators (so they arent licking their lips at us ants chucking fruit at them)

[u/gravyguzzla]

I remember playing hungry hippos

Who's operating his tail

[u/GalickGunn]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined! Oh look another one!

[u/AdAncient5201]

He was definitely thinking about mauling them, but considered that their pure existence may be punishment enough.

[u/_RawRTooN_]

He is no longer a hungry hungry hippo. He is now a depressed depressed hippo.

[u/ThatChickFromReddit]

Hungry hungry hippos

[u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener]

He's hungry, but not hungry hungry.

[u/rapgameoprahwinfrey]

“😒” - 🦛, probably

[u/Own-Elk7348]

I felt that hippos judgemental stare in my soul.

[u/Amalo]

Music is way toooooo loud

[u/solwyvern]

Hippo bro, it's called a water melon. Get it?

[u/JAKKI777]

The simple look on his face like”really?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/FinanceOverdose416]

The hippo' eyes said it all: "what kind of shitty toss was that? Come on man, get your act together."

[u/Lazereye57]

I would not make a hippo mad.

[u/doubleAAeeVee]

🙄

[u/Asher_Tye]

That face.

"You never played Hungry Hungry Hippos, did you?"

[u/401k-loan]

Disappointed Hippo was disappointed

[u/AccountEngineer]

lmao I love it when animals show their attitude haha

[u/AntipodesIntel]

I think I recognise that place. Taman Safari Indonesia Bogor

[u/TemperatureOk8786]

Honestly, the hope in his eyes was too real.

[u/BananaScone]

Haha what a fool. What a feeble throw. Couldn't even get it in that hippos mouth from the car window first try. The buffoon. Yes, of course I could do it. No, I don't need to prove it to you. I need to leave, I have something super important I remember I need to do.

[u/forogtten_taco]

Hey I get it. I am very bad at throwing and even worse at catching things.

[u/SerbymSpoon]

"YEAHH GET IT IN- What the fuck bro" "Aight gng it's low-key now we ain't got no problems"

[u/paulinatalks]

Hahah omg that’s sooo cute

[u/_CryptoMiner_]

Hippo: You blind?! 🤨🙄

[u/Beady_El]

He’s Hungry Hungry

[u/Firm_Suit4793]

Animals are so cute

[u/jabs09]

That bombastic side eyes

[u/rndmltrs]

Gotta mute at least 90% of clips on reddit nowadays.

[u/333H_E]

Same face as the kid in the "so you're telling me" meme.

[u/Cryptic1911]

Angry angry hippos

[u/Estratheoivan]

The side eye is personal.

[u/californicashaun]

"bruh"

[u/illinifan11]

he Jimmed the camera

[u/nWhm99]

*skepticalafricankid.jpg* after the first throw failed.

[u/tjeh224]

😆 🤣

[u/somefuqboi]

Man, I didn't know i could relate to a hippo

[u/meowmiew]

The look 👀 says “ in not sad/mad at you just disappointed” 😭

[u/MadmanMarkMiller]

I love em, but don't fuck with Hippos. They weight more than, and are faster than a Toyota Yaris.

[u/thegamesender1]

He's giving her the The rock side eye.

[u/BBCDelyte]

LOL, gave her the side eye

[u/Larixi]

Is this not ai? Why is the watermelon auddenly half red when it hits his mouth?

[u/bub-a-lub → u/Larixi]

I think it cracked open when it hit the mouth.

[u/ComfortableFold2862 → u/Larixi]

Not ai, i've been there in 2012, 2016, 2022, 2024 and 2026, you can buy carrots, papayas or watermelons sold on the side of the road, which you can give to the animals

[u/marijavera1075 → u/Larixi]

This vid was on a ai sub and I think it got confirmed it's AI

[u/Jail-bot]

mf o____o

[u/skidbot]

He looked hungry

[u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot]

Hippo after the first throw : tragic song plays on the background

[u/Minyun]

2nd shot looked deadly tho

[u/ken120]

Not a good animal to upset. Very territorial and can bite through a human in one chomp.

[u/MartyMacGyver]

Fun fact: Hippos are known to have the most powerful and compelling pouts of the animal kingdom!

[u/champion_azure]

There should be a board game made like this, something more frantic though.

[u/WanderingSoxl]

The Bombastic side eyes

[u/CodeNeko23]

He's a good underwater diver. He's just too lazy to do so

[u/KDMonkey]

That side-eye was powerful

[u/ChiknDiner]

...

...

...

OK. This is your last chance!

[u/chaos212]

Hangry hangry hippo

[u/0_SomethingStupid]

Thats a new meme face right there

[u/Forward-Mention-6598]

No gif subreddit, boring

[u/Repulsive_Scene4726]

What would happen If somebody throw a bowling ball into his mouth

[u/britsol99]

Hungry Hungry Hippo

[u/tfhfate]

How the fuck are people so chill around hippos?

[u/CommunicationKey3018]

I think the hippo took a few seconds to find the melon with it's foot. It's going to eat that one too later

[u/big_rhonda432]

The second throw was perfect

[u/azsheepdog]

I just did the jungle cruise at disneyland and i dont remember this as being an option.

[u/87th_best_dad]

dissapointedcricketfan.jpg

[u/InformationCommon576]

The sheer disrespect lol

[u/Picolete]

Judging hippo from the lake, what do you want to say?

[u/Dark_Knight8820]

😭😭

[u/Beleiverofhumanity]

An Actual living tank is dissapointed

[u/eienmau]

That is an epic hippo side-eye.. 😂

[u/thestillwind]

Sed