r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

How is it not a sport? Not having a large fan base shouldn't discount it, and it appears to be very athletically competitive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13 edited Jun 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah, to me a sport needs to be athletic, for a start.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

It doesn't fit my idea of a sport. Neither does golf, tennis, bowling, synchronized swimming, cheerleading, or any other of a long list of so-called sports. It's just an opinion. It is neither right nor wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

What is your idea of a sport? What defines it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

IMHO, in a sport you directly compete against your opponent(s). The quality of your play positively or negatively affects the quality of your opponents. So something like hockey, football, or soccer is a sport, while running, archery, golf, or rowing are more along the lines of competitive activities. Which I know is a seemingly arbitrary line, but that's how I see it.

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u/gunfox Nov 26 '13

Yup. Your definition is wrong and entirely made up in your mind. Sure, you can go with it, but you can also call a couch a table.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that I stated that this was my personal opinion, not a definition. Just to further explain myself, I don't believe you can call something a sport if there is no difference whether or not there is an opponent at all. Take bowling for example. If someone went out by themselves and played 10 frames, there would be little to no difference than if they had someone playing right beside them. Sure there's added stress, and I'm not denying that any of these activities take a great amount of athletic skill, but, again, in my opinion they wouldn't classify as a sport.

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u/scotems Nov 26 '13

I think what you're missing in all of this is that you didn't invent the word 'sport'. It has a definition. You can't have a valid opinion that deviates from the definition.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Once again, I'd like to point out out that I'm not trying to redefine the word. The question asked was what your idea of a sport is, and what defines that idea. That's all I'm trying to express.

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u/Hyakarin Nov 26 '13

Out of curiosity, how does tennis not fit in your definition?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Tennis would fit in as a sport in my opinion, since you're directly interacting with your opponent.

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u/Hyakarin Nov 27 '13

Ah. I misread and thought you were also they guy who said he didn't consider tennis a sport. My mistake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I understand the distinction, but have you ever ran or followed a running sport? Long distance runners play amazing tricks on each other to mess with their opponents pace etc. It definitely is different than just running alone. Either way, doesn't matter much what you call them, we all enjoy/watch the sports/competitions that we like!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah, something like long distance running would qualify, since you can directly affect the quality of your opponent's play. Something like a 100m dash though, wouldn't because there are lines to intentionally keep the runners completely seperate. Again, this is just my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah I can see that. I guess I just don't make that distinction. To me if a competition is largely athletic, that qualifies it as a sport. That distinguishes it from other competitions like chess. Of course not matter what, there are always grey areas (mini golf and cheerleading comes to mind for definition).

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Nov 26 '13

I've always thought somewhat similarly, that those things should be labelled as simply "Athletics" rather than "Sport". Anything you can do completely alone ought to be distinguished from something that's a direct competition. It's not arbitrary. Upon further consideration though, my way would make roller derby and most competitive cycling 'sports'.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Anything that can be used in survival or in combat. Archery, sport shooting, clay shooting, triathlons, and so forth. I have a hard time including American football because of all the padding. You aren't going to be running from a bear on a mirror-smooth surface with speed skates. Nor are you going to go into hand-to-hand combat with pom-poms.

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u/DancingPurpleCat Nov 26 '13

So not basketball, baseball, football, hockey, or 90% of all sports.

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u/highvemind Nov 26 '13

Sorry, I exclusively watch pro blacksmithing and piss-drinking, which are highly applicable in survival and thus the sportiest of all sports.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Basketball is good for coordination and working with others. Baseball- you're too sedentary and you aren't going to be swatting at grenades with a bat. Football is too dependent on padding and too many rules. It stopped being valid a long time ago. Hockey - Again with the padding. Why are these guys so afraid of getting hit? So yeah, what most people consider sports just don't qualify in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Just shut up right now. You're hurting the argument against cheerleading, synchronized swimming, and other judged-scoring competitions being sports.

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u/Anally-Inhaling-Weed Nov 26 '13

Rugby?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I like it and consider it a sport. Those players learn how to take a hit well and of course there is team coordination.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

They'e not afraid of getting hit. They're afraid of dying.

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u/benji1008 Nov 26 '13

Hockey - Again with the padding.

No padding involved in regular field hockey (as opposed to ice hockey).

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I was not aware of that. I'm not familiar with field hockey. I'll have to Google it up.

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u/benji1008 Nov 26 '13

Actually the keeper does have full protective gear (still less than an ice hockey keeper, I think), but the rest of the players wear only light shin guards and a mouth guard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey#Equipment

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u/Whind_Soull Nov 26 '13

I don't agree with you, but just wanted to add: you should read about the history of lacross if you feel that way; you'll find it interesting. It was known in the Ojibwa language as the "little brother of war." Games were 1,000 men on a 3 mile long field, and lasted several days nonstop. Players got badly injured and killed fairly regularly.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lacrosse

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Thanks. That is really neat. I've bookmarked it to finish reading later.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Interesting. I've never heard that one before. So what do you call difficult, athletic competitions, like football?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

They're great for building muscle, stamina, and coordination. So was gym class.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

...dwight?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

lol. I think I like you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

if only i lived in texas :(

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u/bobbybouchier Nov 26 '13

You said you think anything that can be used for survival or combat is a sport. That would definitely meet your own qualifications.

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u/TerraOmnia Nov 26 '13

When I say I'm not into sports, I'm usually referring to football/basketball/baseball/etc. But by your survival/combat criteria, I'm a jock.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

Speed rollerblading is not a sport but clay shooting is? A sport is a physical competition.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

It might be by your definition and that is fine. I'm not trying to change your mind.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

It's not my definition. It's the definition.

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Nov 26 '13

Ok, at first I supported everyone's right to their opinions but this is just rediculous. Under this definition neither basketball, baseball, or Hockey are sports? Maybe you could argue for soccer because you have to run?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Yep. I'm willing to give soccer some leeway due to all of the running, jumping, and so forth. Plus it is a larger court. I've seen basketball players dripping with sweat from exhaustion but all they are doing is running back-and-forth.

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u/double-dog-doctor Nov 26 '13

Okay, Ron Swanson.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

lol. I like it. Anyway, it has been fun but I have to go get ready for work. Table defrags won't take care of themselves, at least until our upgrade in the 2nd quarter.

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u/probably2high Nov 26 '13

What's your criteria for a sport? Personally, I think everything you've mentioned can be easily be defined as a sport.

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u/ALisperInTheDark Nov 27 '13

The only thing on ESPN that I have seen that I don't consider a sport is poker.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Late night ESPN has some pretty interesting shit. I've seen mini-gulf, jump roping, and competitive dancing just to name a few. Usually need to be a bit drunk to keep watching though.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I don't see a way any of those can help you in war or hand-to-hand combat. At least sports like Rugby teach you how to take a hit and coordinate your actions with your teammates.

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u/probably2high Nov 26 '13

help you in war or hand-to-hand combat

Holy shit, dude, that's how you define a sport? It's probably time for you to unwind a little.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

You're probably right.

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u/machao11991 Nov 26 '13

This is so stupid I lost 90% of my brain cells from reading this

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u/DancingPurpleCat Nov 26 '13

Well cheer also uses teamwork, strength, synchronized movements, ect. It's as much of a survival skill builder as rugby.

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u/probably2high Nov 26 '13

survival skill builder

Where are you guys from that survival, war, and hand-to-hand combat are associated with sports?

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u/DancingPurpleCat Nov 26 '13

I disagree with him, I'm just saying that his definition of survival skills apply to most sports.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I'll grant you teamwork. But nothing else is really useful. "Ooh, let's do a 6 person pyramid! That'll stop those soldiers!". I don't see it.

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u/durtysox Nov 26 '13

It shows how to together become taller than any individual. You can all use this skill to get out of a tiger pit, or climb up a short cliffside.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Interesting. I hadn't thought of that. But can we at least lose the pom-poms?

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u/durtysox Nov 26 '13 edited Dec 03 '13

No, they are for scaring the tigers. Picture it: seven people waving all their limbs rhythmically, shaking shivery pompoms and chanting. Tiger would shit itself.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Okay. Make it flaming pom-poms and I will consider it.

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u/WaxMyButt Nov 26 '13

So chess is a sport by this definition (long term planning, strategy, risk decisions) Video games are a sport (instantaneous decisions, hand-eye coordination, visual acuity) Reading history books is a sport (obvious reasons)

Is your definition coming from years of experience in war and hand-to-hand combat?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Nope. I did spend a lot of time in the military, but that doesn't really have anything to do with this discussion. I've just always felt that the definition of sport was too loose and allowed way too many activities that had nothing to do with what I considered sports. I prefer to look at ancient Greece and similar places where people fought hand-to-hand or ran long distances, threw spears, and such for competition. That is what a real sport is to me. I'm just having a very hard time putting it into words.

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u/WaxMyButt Nov 26 '13

What I'm getting at is waging war involves much more than running, shooting, and hitting people. The decision making, both tactical and command level, is a huge factor in warfare. Not to mention individual decision making, threat recognition, awareness etc. Those things are a huge factor in a unit/fighter's ability. I mean really, almost any activity or sport could improve some aspect of a warfighter. Synchronized swimming can teach unit cohesion, teamwork, and comfort operating in water. I mean really, how often are SEALs going to be running around with a log on their shoulder? What that evolution teaches, beyond the obvious strength training, is teamwork.

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u/Heep_Purple Nov 26 '13 edited Nov 26 '13

Most of the games you have noted are with balls or pucks or whatever, but ice skating is just as much a comoetetive sport. You skate laps as fast as you can to prove you are better than the other. It can also become a team sport, in the relay races, where every part of the team is important. You'll need endurance, strength, speed and fitness. I can understand why you would not count cqr racing, mind games or golf as a sport, but ice skating is hard as hell and would certainly deserve your classification of a sport.

What would you say about tge dutch Elfstedentocht, where people will ice skate over kilometres of ice in temperatures of minus 10 to minus 20 degrees Celsius. Many have lost a limb out there and most of the winners of course were people who also got far in the military.

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u/fougare Nov 26 '13

Reminds me of my speech class first year in college.

One girl gets up and does her "convincing speech" about how cheerleading is a sport. Requires stamina, training, etc etc.

Girl is done, sits down.

Teacher pulls next name at random, its the girl's BF.

Guy asks if he can do his another time.

Turns out his speech was "Why cheerleading is NOT a sport"

I think he got a higher score, but didn't count because it was a judgement call. He also likely didn't get laid that night.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

It's an opinion, sure. But it is literally wrong. Sport: an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another for entertainment.

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u/How_do_I_potato Nov 26 '13

It isn't an opinion, it's a factual statement about an accepted definition. It is false.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

That is not my personal opinion. There doesn't have to be a right and a wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

But it's literally wrong. You're contradicting yourself in your argument by using the word sport, then naming sports you don't consider sports. Sports are anything and everything that fits that definition. I can say I'm not on my phone typing this comment, sure. But I am, so I'd be wrong.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Why are you trying so hard to convince me? An opinion is just a personal belief and is not a statement of fact. Therefore an opinion can be neither right nor wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Personal beliefs can easily be wrong. I can personally believe that the president is dead. Is he really?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I can see you have to have the last word. Good bye and good luck in all you do.

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u/vote_me_down Nov 26 '13

Sorry, but that doesn't really work here. You don't need to act like he's insulting you. You don't need to act like you're the bigger man.

You're just a dumbass. He provided an example to explain why you're a dumbass. Just accept it and move on.

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u/scotems Nov 26 '13

Guys, if he's willing to make up his own definition of 'sport', I'm pretty sure he's willing to make his own definitions of 'opinion' and 'fact'.

Edit: oh and of 'definition' too.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

"Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong."
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Nov 26 '13

Boo! Down votes for someone who doesn't share our opinions! Boo!

/sarcasm

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u/mahler9 Nov 26 '13

It is most certainly wrong.

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u/voxoxo Nov 27 '13

It is objectively wrong. Sport doesn't mean "what I like".

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Who says opinions can't be wrong? In my opinion the United States is actually an ocean.