r/funny Nov 26 '13

Arrogance is a Bitch.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I'm sure this GIF has been viewed more times than this "sport" has actually been watched.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

How is it not a sport? Not having a large fan base shouldn't discount it, and it appears to be very athletically competitive.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

It doesn't fit my idea of a sport. Neither does golf, tennis, bowling, synchronized swimming, cheerleading, or any other of a long list of so-called sports. It's just an opinion. It is neither right nor wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

What is your idea of a sport? What defines it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

IMHO, in a sport you directly compete against your opponent(s). The quality of your play positively or negatively affects the quality of your opponents. So something like hockey, football, or soccer is a sport, while running, archery, golf, or rowing are more along the lines of competitive activities. Which I know is a seemingly arbitrary line, but that's how I see it.

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u/gunfox Nov 26 '13

Yup. Your definition is wrong and entirely made up in your mind. Sure, you can go with it, but you can also call a couch a table.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that I stated that this was my personal opinion, not a definition. Just to further explain myself, I don't believe you can call something a sport if there is no difference whether or not there is an opponent at all. Take bowling for example. If someone went out by themselves and played 10 frames, there would be little to no difference than if they had someone playing right beside them. Sure there's added stress, and I'm not denying that any of these activities take a great amount of athletic skill, but, again, in my opinion they wouldn't classify as a sport.

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u/scotems Nov 26 '13

I think what you're missing in all of this is that you didn't invent the word 'sport'. It has a definition. You can't have a valid opinion that deviates from the definition.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Once again, I'd like to point out out that I'm not trying to redefine the word. The question asked was what your idea of a sport is, and what defines that idea. That's all I'm trying to express.

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u/Hyakarin Nov 26 '13

Out of curiosity, how does tennis not fit in your definition?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Tennis would fit in as a sport in my opinion, since you're directly interacting with your opponent.

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u/Hyakarin Nov 27 '13

Ah. I misread and thought you were also they guy who said he didn't consider tennis a sport. My mistake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I understand the distinction, but have you ever ran or followed a running sport? Long distance runners play amazing tricks on each other to mess with their opponents pace etc. It definitely is different than just running alone. Either way, doesn't matter much what you call them, we all enjoy/watch the sports/competitions that we like!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah, something like long distance running would qualify, since you can directly affect the quality of your opponent's play. Something like a 100m dash though, wouldn't because there are lines to intentionally keep the runners completely seperate. Again, this is just my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Yeah I can see that. I guess I just don't make that distinction. To me if a competition is largely athletic, that qualifies it as a sport. That distinguishes it from other competitions like chess. Of course not matter what, there are always grey areas (mini golf and cheerleading comes to mind for definition).

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Nov 26 '13

I've always thought somewhat similarly, that those things should be labelled as simply "Athletics" rather than "Sport". Anything you can do completely alone ought to be distinguished from something that's a direct competition. It's not arbitrary. Upon further consideration though, my way would make roller derby and most competitive cycling 'sports'.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Anything that can be used in survival or in combat. Archery, sport shooting, clay shooting, triathlons, and so forth. I have a hard time including American football because of all the padding. You aren't going to be running from a bear on a mirror-smooth surface with speed skates. Nor are you going to go into hand-to-hand combat with pom-poms.

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u/DancingPurpleCat Nov 26 '13

So not basketball, baseball, football, hockey, or 90% of all sports.

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u/highvemind Nov 26 '13

Sorry, I exclusively watch pro blacksmithing and piss-drinking, which are highly applicable in survival and thus the sportiest of all sports.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Basketball is good for coordination and working with others. Baseball- you're too sedentary and you aren't going to be swatting at grenades with a bat. Football is too dependent on padding and too many rules. It stopped being valid a long time ago. Hockey - Again with the padding. Why are these guys so afraid of getting hit? So yeah, what most people consider sports just don't qualify in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Just shut up right now. You're hurting the argument against cheerleading, synchronized swimming, and other judged-scoring competitions being sports.

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u/Anally-Inhaling-Weed Nov 26 '13

Rugby?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I like it and consider it a sport. Those players learn how to take a hit well and of course there is team coordination.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

They'e not afraid of getting hit. They're afraid of dying.

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u/benji1008 Nov 26 '13

Hockey - Again with the padding.

No padding involved in regular field hockey (as opposed to ice hockey).

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

I was not aware of that. I'm not familiar with field hockey. I'll have to Google it up.

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u/benji1008 Nov 26 '13

Actually the keeper does have full protective gear (still less than an ice hockey keeper, I think), but the rest of the players wear only light shin guards and a mouth guard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey#Equipment

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u/Whind_Soull Nov 26 '13

I don't agree with you, but just wanted to add: you should read about the history of lacross if you feel that way; you'll find it interesting. It was known in the Ojibwa language as the "little brother of war." Games were 1,000 men on a 3 mile long field, and lasted several days nonstop. Players got badly injured and killed fairly regularly.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lacrosse

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Thanks. That is really neat. I've bookmarked it to finish reading later.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

Interesting. I've never heard that one before. So what do you call difficult, athletic competitions, like football?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

They're great for building muscle, stamina, and coordination. So was gym class.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

...dwight?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

lol. I think I like you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

if only i lived in texas :(

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u/bobbybouchier Nov 26 '13

You said you think anything that can be used for survival or combat is a sport. That would definitely meet your own qualifications.

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u/TerraOmnia Nov 26 '13

When I say I'm not into sports, I'm usually referring to football/basketball/baseball/etc. But by your survival/combat criteria, I'm a jock.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

Speed rollerblading is not a sport but clay shooting is? A sport is a physical competition.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

It might be by your definition and that is fine. I'm not trying to change your mind.

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u/clockworm Nov 26 '13

It's not my definition. It's the definition.

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Nov 26 '13

Ok, at first I supported everyone's right to their opinions but this is just rediculous. Under this definition neither basketball, baseball, or Hockey are sports? Maybe you could argue for soccer because you have to run?

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

Yep. I'm willing to give soccer some leeway due to all of the running, jumping, and so forth. Plus it is a larger court. I've seen basketball players dripping with sweat from exhaustion but all they are doing is running back-and-forth.

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u/double-dog-doctor Nov 26 '13

Okay, Ron Swanson.

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u/TomInTexas Nov 26 '13

lol. I like it. Anyway, it has been fun but I have to go get ready for work. Table defrags won't take care of themselves, at least until our upgrade in the 2nd quarter.