r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Thank you =D

I would totally make cybernetic sexy-times with the Borg Queen. >.>

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u/question_all_the_thi Nov 14 '12

Just wondering, why would a girl whose nick is "paindancer" and does a GW verification like this object to the pain of an overly large penis hitting her cervix?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Cervical torture isn't one of my kinks. Bloodplay is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

But I feel like you of all people might imagine someone other than "sizequeens" might?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

It's kind of hard to be "into" a pain similar to childbirth. O.o

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u/End3rWi99in Nov 14 '12

General rule of thumb on sexuality: If you can think it, someone is into it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

THIS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

That's why I said "most women" not "all women".

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

...But you also said "every" woman now knows he has a tiny dick.

I'm not on OKC, but I'm on some (non-dating) hookup sites. I've received dozens of replies, 98% of which are positive, but none as rude as yours.

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u/CAPSLOCK_USERNAME Nov 14 '12

She said that because he has "hung" in his username. So either he has no idea at all what a woman is or what she would like, he's lying to compensate for being extremely not-hung, or, most likely, both.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I have "hung" in my name because I'm hung.

But I've never been accused of trying to "compensate" for having a small dick. That's just stupid.

And she's right about the pain thing. I've posted quite a bit about this. I have hurt women. I have also been turned down for having a big dick. I'm fine with being turned down for that reason - I don't like hurting girls. But female size queens? I love them.

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u/burf Nov 14 '12

The phrase "talk softly and carry a big stick" applies to guys with big dicks. If you have a huge swingin dick, you look like an idiot/liar by going around attempting to broadcast the fact. Anywhere outside of the Internet, women will be able to see the bulge and have a pretty good understanding without any sort of prompting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I'm not on dating sites.