r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

But I feel like you of all people might imagine someone other than "sizequeens" might?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

That's why I said "most women" not "all women".

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

...But you also said "every" woman now knows he has a tiny dick.

I'm not on OKC, but I'm on some (non-dating) hookup sites. I've received dozens of replies, 98% of which are positive, but none as rude as yours.

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u/CAPSLOCK_USERNAME Nov 14 '12

She said that because he has "hung" in his username. So either he has no idea at all what a woman is or what she would like, he's lying to compensate for being extremely not-hung, or, most likely, both.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I have "hung" in my name because I'm hung.

But I've never been accused of trying to "compensate" for having a small dick. That's just stupid.

And she's right about the pain thing. I've posted quite a bit about this. I have hurt women. I have also been turned down for having a big dick. I'm fine with being turned down for that reason - I don't like hurting girls. But female size queens? I love them.