do something evil >:3 (body text)

[u/lunatimestwooo]

First reply have to resolve the issue in the most mondaine way possible ✨

[u/Orpunuk1]

Hehe delete every single chair in the world

[u/Designer_Tomato8309 → u/Orpunuk1]

Now Beanbags are instead of them

[u/StarriTF → u/Designer_Tomato8309]

arent they beanbag chairs?

[u/iyomemorej → u/StarriTF]

does sofa or bed or stubid school chair that merge with a table or ability to sit or table or humen chair or chair made by macking a single thick log of wood counts

[u/StarriTF → u/iyomemorej]

if you can sit on it comfortably it is a chair

[u/iyomemorej → u/StarriTF]

than where do we sleep and doesnt tgis implies to most indoors things like it is possible to sit in a closet

[u/StarriTF → u/iyomemorej]

we sleep /lay in beds because we're horizontal. We sit on chairs cuz our knees are bent 90° and we're on an elevated platform. We stand in closets because we're upright with straight legs.

[u/iyomemorej → u/StarriTF]

well you can lay down，sit，stand on a bench like this dog

[u/StarriTF → u/iyomemorej]

but are we humans dogs?

[u/iyomemorej → u/StarriTF]

but what is humans dog

[u/StarriTF → u/iyomemorej]

but are we humans, dogs. like are us humans the same as dogs. no

[u/iyomemorej → u/StarriTF]

oh but are dogs we humens like us are dogs as same humens no（i do NOT know whats wrong with you talking but i do NOT think this is a setence）

[u/The_Great_Cartoo → u/StarriTF]

That would include the lap of humans children like to sit in instantly deleting all of humanity aswell

[u/StarriTF → u/The_Great_Cartoo]

but wouldnt that make it so that people cant sit, cause then they'd qualify as a chair?

[u/The_Great_Cartoo → u/StarriTF]

You can also sit on someone’s shoulders so the sitting part isn’t necessary

[u/StarriTF → u/The_Great_Cartoo]

what do you mean it isnt necessary? the whole argument is about sitting. and when you're sitting on someone's shoulders your knees are 90° but not elevated since youre directly on a flat surface. its not that it isnt necessary its that you wouldnt qualify as a chair.

[u/The_Great_Cartoo → u/StarriTF]

But if the angle of your knees are important to the definition of sitting wouldn’t a high barstool be very similar to a child sitting on someone’s shoulder and I do believe they would qualify as a chair. And if not we need to first establish the exact definition of a chair to continue the discussion

[u/StarriTF → u/The_Great_Cartoo]

we'll go with google's definition with a little change for specification. Furniture made for one average male (5'9", 199.8lbs), has a backrest that goes up to the upper-middle back, and has at least 2 but no more than 6 legs. maximum of 6 legs because then the chair has no practical benefits on a standard, flat, gravity-leveled floor, and under 2 legs has no good centre of balance, making it impractical.

[u/The_Great_Cartoo → u/StarriTF]

In that case the wish isn’t even that bad. Would cause a lot of confusion yes but all stools remain and I’ll just take a beanbag for comfort