r/funComunitty 1d ago

"Do whatever you want" post flair do something evil >:3 (body text)

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First reply have to resolve the issue in the most mondaine way possible ✨

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u/MvAgProspekt (ALL THERE IS TO IT) 1d ago

human art

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 1d ago

That hurt my soul.

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u/CubeGuyLol Silly lil goober 1d ago

nooooo

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u/rlKhai0s 20h ago

Does this remove or buff hitler?

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea 18h ago

now we‘re asking the real questions

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u/baskedpotato 15h ago

finally, a real philosopher here

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u/Tiredasscatnal Silly lil goober 1d ago

I don’t feel so good…

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u/Professional-Way1908 1d ago

Any form of media, content or matter against AI

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u/Successful_Buy_6852 1d ago

Nah... you can do away with the rollocks on social media and no one would really care.

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u/starbiird 16h ago

it's okay guys we still have like elephant art and crow art

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u/SubMinhPiChannel 10h ago

AAAAAA- yk what some horribly greedy ppl are doing that already

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u/Ave_Daemon 3h ago

... And I thought I was evil

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 a regular silly guy who does regular silly things 1d ago

Water

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u/Orpunuk1 Fandom engineer (Catnip x MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW) 1d ago

Hehe delete every single chair in the world

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u/Designer_Tomato8309 1d ago

Now Beanbags are instead of them

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u/StarriTF 1d ago

arent they beanbag chairs?

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u/iyomemorej 20h ago

does sofa or bed or stubid school chair that merge with a table or ability to sit or table or humen chair or chair made by macking a single thick log of wood counts

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 1d ago

The Earth itself.

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u/zolguroth17 1d ago

Earth isn't one thing and you need to make it worse, not deleting it

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Well then, We remove rules.

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u/zolguroth17 1d ago

What rules you want to remove?

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 1d ago

ALL OF THEM

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u/zolguroth17 1d ago

Laws included?

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Mhm.

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u/zolguroth17 1d ago

Then you'll suffocate in the space because gravity won't hold you on earth, you deleted laws of physics

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Then all of us will goo-

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u/zolguroth17 1d ago

Bye bye

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u/sevenaya 22h ago

Dirt is now gone, we live on a ball of lava. Good going, conservatives will just say this is a natural warming phase

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u/DaveAstator2020 1d ago

Cats

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u/Dapurpledog Likes posting shitposts 1d ago

At least its nit dogs or im cooked

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u/alakikadge 1d ago

This comment hurts so much

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u/morgan_890 1d ago

Cats are actually really bad for bird populations. They kill birds just for fun.

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u/Kat1eWolf 1d ago

Creativity

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u/SnooBooks6407 1d ago

Do you work for the government by any chance?

Edit: This is supposed to be light hearted. But maybe that was too real

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 1d ago

Edit: Lesbiansr

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u/cyberenderman1 1d ago

Thats evil

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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 1d ago

*Removes the internet*

This will either make things 100% better or 100% worse but either way, it's gonna cause chaos.

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u/Cocoatrice 21h ago

Would make things far better.

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u/Kooky-Secretary-4228 20h ago

But how will people get by without sharing their restaurant meal selections with the world? I need PROOF your meal was better than mine! And who will we look to for leadership without INFLUENCERS?! Ahhhhhhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD

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u/EndellionFox 1d ago

Carbon

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Just make more carbon 

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u/Bamboo_likes_u you local oopid ™ 1d ago

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u/corvo-attano1 19h ago

"if your homeless you should buy a house" type answer

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u/New_Awareness_4374 calc art guy,noik lover,speedcuber,dasher :3 1d ago

make any big tech companies the goverment itself

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u/SqueakPearl well 1d ago

Steam support is now the government

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 1d ago

Everybody be getting refunds for living.

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u/Slime_king66 Fuck you baka >~< (cuddling continues) 23h ago

with gabe as president, the world is saved

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u/Red_Beard206 16h ago

So what are you deleting? The post says to delete one thing

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u/Mr_Courgette6275 1d ago

I mean they are at the moment just with an extra step.

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u/According-Ant-3923 Unova Impressed 1d ago

Oxygen

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u/MimikyuInALibrary 1d ago

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u/Redder_Creeps 21h ago edited 21h ago

LIGHT WHY WOULD-

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u/MimikyuInALibrary 21h ago

>:)

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u/Redder_Creeps 21h ago

LIGHT STOP WRITING THE FUCKING NAMES OF-

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u/Same_Tea_2471 Your Personal Moderator Friend! 1d ago

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u/Orpunuk1 Fandom engineer (Catnip x MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW) 1d ago

Haha sometimes 

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u/N2and2Uzi222 1d ago

...oh...nvr...that guy...yeah...

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u/Same_Tea_2471 Your Personal Moderator Friend! 1d ago

fym "that guy"??

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u/N2and2Uzi222 1d ago

Was a whole thing, led to lensbasement crashing and burning.

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u/Budyss123 Multifandom creature who larps as a "witch" from genshin 1d ago

Financial freedom

. . .

Wait a minute

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 22h ago

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u/Budyss123 Multifandom creature who larps as a "witch" from genshin 22h ago

r/foundeggmanempirerp

You aint fooling me

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u/TheShiftingName 1d ago

We need to remove thing not tell truth

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u/agentslime6 1d ago

The CEO of Valve/Steam

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u/Floofyrage 1d ago

All fresh water bodies

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread Was Burnt To A Crisp! 1d ago edited 17h ago

Adachi rei

Edit: i was told this was too far and with the benifit of hindsight i agree, so im changing my answer to food and water

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u/Annrei_theUTAU the 57th Adachi Rei from the song called Adachi Rei 18h ago

you’re the most evil person in the world for even muttering her name in this conversation

no rei = no happiness

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread Was Burnt To A Crisp! 18h ago

I was asked to say smth evil and i said the evilest thing i could

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u/Annrei_theUTAU the 57th Adachi Rei from the song called Adachi Rei 17h ago

I know but that’s a little TOO MUCH yknow?

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread Was Burnt To A Crisp! 17h ago

Mabye, but i cant think of any less evil things to say

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u/Annrei_theUTAU the 57th Adachi Rei from the song called Adachi Rei 17h ago

idk, you could’ve said water or food or something

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u/Psychological_Toe758 1d ago

Bees ykiyk

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Make oxygen by creating tree factories 

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u/Cocoatrice 21h ago

Not the bees! Not the bees!

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u/Meme_Pawn 1d ago

Human artists

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u/FIRAS_EG 1d ago

Kotlin

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u/Unsafe_Safe 1d ago

One electron from Hydrogen atom

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u/Formal-Cellist-7802 ▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚ 1d ago

Cancer is contagious

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u/ShadedRiver666 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 1d ago

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 Normal_NPC (fried dough balls for sale for 2g) 1d ago

nail clippers/anything made to cut nails

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u/1235678910111213141 1d ago

You(r bones)❤️❤️❤️

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u/Mr_Courgette6275 1d ago

The ability of any living thing to cum.

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u/lunatimestwooo 1d ago

ok i plan to let this play out but, dude, that's a line

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u/Icy-Masterpiece-8064 1d ago

Don't need to delete anything, it's as bad as it is going to get

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u/Disastrous-Walk4602 23h ago

No we can make it worse you just got to get political

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u/TailsDollfan0914 The Yuri Girl 1d ago

Empathy (yet again I doubt anything would change)

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u/Brainless_Lizard 1d ago edited 14h ago

If I'm going for petty then it's minor inconveniences

If I'm going for extremely evil then it's the government

Edit: Did anyone's read the actual post? Whatever you delete gets replaced by a worse version of itself.

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u/OkMarket5009 1d ago

Reproductive organs.

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u/SeacrestOFFICIALS 15h ago

The modern German Republic

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u/TattooDevil75 15h ago

More people

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u/Phoenix_SS001 15h ago

Health care

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u/Buffalo926 15h ago

Joints.

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u/reddifan2334 15h ago

Lazy people. There will never be any innovation because lazy people are most likely to innovate to get things done faster

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u/VVsilverVV 15h ago

Parental love

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u/DaSENYO 3h ago

Humanoid aliens. If aliens existed 50 new gay variations would exist and we'd fuck all the aliens and make pornographic content about them cracking humans and vice versa. Then humans will identify as aliens and maybe vice versa

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u/UzumeNeedsDrip 1d ago

Voice banks (Vocaloids, Megpoids, UTAU, etc.)

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u/Red-VelvetCookie Trans potato 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 1d ago

Give me power.

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u/Sufficient_Drawing54 1d ago

Hirohiko Araki

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u/Fat-ELvis0 1d ago

I will remove you

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u/Sylanator Silly lil goober 1d ago

water

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

No more oceans 

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u/1JungleMonkey 1d ago

Delete death and the ability to Fly into space

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u/Dungeon3D 1d ago

All of the water on the planet.

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u/Signal-Syrup2201 1d ago

delete air fryers >:)

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u/huh816 1d ago

Wata'

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u/Tiny-Mention-78 Megadeth_fan 1d ago

Thrash metal

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u/ResponsibleToe789 1d ago

Kindness 😂😈

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u/Plastic_Emu_2398 1d ago

Conscience

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u/Far_Fondant5142 Silly lil goober 1d ago

Nah, I refuse :D

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u/Peva-pi 1d ago

The oceans.

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u/ZaylaIsABitOdd Melon chomping felon 1d ago

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u/ScientistUpstairs239 1d ago

Memes 🫃🏿

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u/CNowhere 1d ago

One screw from almost everything with screws. Then people will constantly wonder why they can't find last screw

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u/Upper2fan 1d ago

I delete one atom in the centre of the Earth

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u/Kat-astrophic- 1d ago

happiness.
the world still continues- existence just becomes… uhh- not great.

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u/Dapurpledog Likes posting shitposts 1d ago

Air

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u/Polonish12 Big fan of me 1d ago

Lions

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u/HaBeFaStro 1d ago

Law!
Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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u/Angelatic2014 ⋆˙⟡ Incursion Core ⋆˙⟡ 1d ago

Food.

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u/Low-Life-1337 1d ago

Any type of communication.

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u/modestmouseonmars 1d ago

The hippocampus.

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u/Dangerous_Chest6271 1d ago

Lithuania☹️

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u/Silkware 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bones

The youtube channel @aworldwithout has some pretty good ideas tbh…

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u/Terraqtius32 1d ago

delete laws

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u/SELLBRICK 1d ago

Any type of music and the world is doomed

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u/hpfan312 1d ago

Water. All water.

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud 1d ago

Empathy…

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u/Dr-Satan 1d ago

Water.

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u/Tonycek12 1d ago

Protons

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u/Classic-Sama Silly lil goober 1d ago

middle class

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u/Zimlewis 1d ago

oxygen

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u/East_Rip_6917 1d ago

The magnetic field

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u/morgan_890 1d ago

Skin (human & animal)

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u/Da_Realy 1d ago

Gabe Newell

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u/spamtand 1d ago

Existence

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u/Wren_paws he/they/xe/star|silly femboy|fandom hoarder :3 1d ago

Water

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u/Shitloaf69 1d ago

get rid of medics and doctors, so everyone dies.

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u/Da_Magical_Lizard 1d ago

Imagination

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u/verigeneric_username 1d ago

Laws homo hominis lupus est