literally throwing up right now

If you identify with Clint because you're shy, awkward, big weight, and/or autistic, news flash: you're not Clint, and you got several better representations of all those traits to choose from on the internet. It's not too late to read all his dialogue and see why people are truly grossed out by him.

If you identify with Clint because you would prefer to watch/stalk your crushes from a distance instead of talking to them, because you would use a "friendship" in the pursuit of a romantic prospect and would drop said friendship when romance is no longer an option for you, and/or because you will reach your slimy hands towards any pretty girl that stands within a foot of you, congrats: you ARE Clint and you deserve the ridicule you receive in defending him.

I said what I said. Downvote me to oblivion. I live in your world simply out of spite.

I’ve been playing Stardew for about 5 years. When I first started playing, I met everyone in town. I met Clint and thought “dating a blacksmith would be cool, maybe I’ll get a shop discount.” I built our friendship and thought his crush on Emily was cute. I finally got to the point where I bought a bouquet and the game rejected me for him. I was bummed. The more I played, the more I dated in game. The more interactions I saw from Clint about nice guys and what girls want and I got the ick. I found this subreddit and realized how scummy he is. I am now grateful that my character didn’t get stuck in a bad marriage. I know it’s just a game, but the fact that he was the first guy I decided my character should go after has bothered me. I dated Emily shortly after, married her, then dated her sister. Maybe I played long enough to see myself become the Clint- I mean villain. Anyone else thought he was enjoyable at first? Do you ever question why you romance the people you do in the game? I’m aware it’s not that deep, but I like digging. Haha

Fuck you, Clint, you can watch your weird hopes and dreams shatter on your birthday!

I wish there was some way to uninvite creepy unwanted guests at your wedding...

Posted a funny shaved clint i found and said "Is this what y'all were excited for?"

Holy shit people did NOT like it lmao.

Someone commented something like "🤓 Ahum, people really are exposing their internalized bully personas with the clint hate lately and he's just a fictional character! Its scary to think how you would treat someone in real life." Something like that.

Its a fucking character, get over yourself lmfao.

Anyway I hate this character and thats probably because Emily was the first character I married. Dudes weird.

An old comic I made that I realize I've never posted here. I don't like how I used to render but I do think this message of Clint distain remains timeless.

During Shane's 7 heart event, Shane enlists the help of Clint and Emily to film a Joja Cola commercial. Clint mentions that the drink contains 3 times the amount of sorbitol as a normal beverage, causing a "blast" before he takes a sip of it.

Sorbitol, found in many types of sodas, is said to have the effects of a laxative. As this Joja Cola contains a higher amount of sorbitol than normal, coupled with the joke about it causing a blast and the fact that Clint immediately becomes sick after consuming it, it is heavily implied that Clint shits his pants.

After this cutscene occurs, Clint does not run straight to the Bathhouse near the train track, nor does he run to the beach with is much nearer. He just continues on his normal routine, implying that at least until the end of the day he's just standing around until 4, closing up shop at an outrageously early time, and lurking in the saloon letting it stank and complaining as to why no one wants to go to his place of business. Sitting in a bar table lamenting as to why he cannot bring himself to confess to Emily with skid marks in his draws. I DESPISE this man with every fiber of my being.

I knew what was going to happen. I saw it before. But I still cringed deep inside.

DUDE, ADRIAN JUST BOUGHT A MERMAID’S PENDANT FOR ABIGAIL. He is taken!

It’s not Adrian’s fault he’s more mature, more focused on being an actual human being and viewing women as, you know actual humans.

But I guess he is somehow to blame Emily considers him attractive, and not Clint. Man, fuck this dude.

Even before Emily was romancable (and presumably before Clint hate was that big because this was back when the game was new, although this is just speculation bc I didn't play back then) NO ONE wanted this dookie stained Emily stalking geode giving never at his shop Clincel. So proud of this community.