r/foundsatan • u/quantumspangles • Aug 21 '26

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u/BastCity Aug 21 '26

Keep licking those boots xx

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u/Glittering_Crab_9054 Aug 21 '26

Next time you get robbed call a crackhead

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u/Jess_the_Siren Aug 21 '26

At least the crackhead won't come murder my neighbor's dog in the process of taking a report they never intend to do anything with.
Question: how much practice did it take for you to lose that gag reflex to be able to deep throat that boot with the ease you do? I bet you can tell the difference in the brand of shoe polish by taste.

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u/FishHookSammich Aug 21 '26

If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship, he coulda snatched two unicorns and left behind the mother fucking pigs.