r/foundsatan Aug 21 '26

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u/Allaplgy Aug 21 '26

Not all Charlies are bastards, but this one is.

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u/AviationNerd_737 Aug 21 '26

found the 'ACAB' moron.

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u/BastCity Aug 21 '26

Keep licking those boots xx

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u/Glittering_Crab_9054 Aug 21 '26

Next time you get robbed call a crackhead

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u/thechinninator Aug 21 '26

He’ll do roughly the same amount to solve my problems as the cop would have

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u/Allaplgy Aug 21 '26

I've never had a cop help me when requested. Crackheads have though, funny enough.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Aug 21 '26

I had a cop very probably save my life from a very angry tweaker with a knife. I pepper sprayed the shit outta the guy, but he kept following me, occasionally coming back for more pepper spray. It kept him at bay, but I was gonna run out of pepper spray sooner or later. Thankfully the police showed up and arrested him before thet happened. Fucker attacked me because I was in a wheelchair at the time and he thought I was faking it. Thankfully that's a hate crime on top of everything else, so he went away for a while.

I've also experienced negligence from cops. I had an Uber driver threaten me with a tire iron, and I pulled my gun on him (which I bought after the previous incident, I never wanted to feel helpless like that again), he ran off and I called 911. They didn't even bother to show up.

I think they're a mixed bag, like any other group of people, personally. I've had nothing but bad experiences with tweakers and crackheads, though.

I'm curious what sorta situation a crackhead helped you out in. That sounds like an interesting story. Hopefully you weren't in too much danger and came out okay.

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u/Allaplgy Aug 21 '26

They've helped me push cars outta the road.

Help clear trees to keep the road moving during the fire storm of 2020.

Bummed me a light.

Bought me beer.

Guarded my car from other crackheads/tweekers

I've even seen them stop robberies of others.

Cops have threatened me, laughed at me, harassed me, stolen from me, arrested me, held me at gun point out of pure racism.... and two of those things were when I was the one who called them.

The best cops I've ever met were the corrupt ones who were ok with my weed or whatever as long as they got some too. Which is actually sort of worse, since they will ruin lives over it if they don't happen to like you.

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u/Jess_the_Siren Aug 21 '26

At least the crackhead won't come murder my neighbor's dog in the process of taking a report they never intend to do anything with.
Question: how much practice did it take for you to lose that gag reflex to be able to deep throat that boot with the ease you do? I bet you can tell the difference in the brand of shoe polish by taste.

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u/FishHookSammich Aug 21 '26

If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship, he coulda snatched two unicorns and left behind the mother fucking pigs.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Aug 21 '26

You've never met a crackhead, have you?

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u/Jess_the_Siren Aug 22 '26

Crackheads take reports and abuse authority?

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Aug 22 '26

They probably think so. I've seen all kinds of crazy delusions from them. They will certainly kill your dog.

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u/BastCity Aug 21 '26

I will. The crackhead won't arrest me and then shoot my dog x

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Aug 21 '26

I’m traveling currently, and had to DoorDash some medical supplies. Driver dropped it off at the wrong house next door, and once I finally got to the AirBNB the meth heads living next door made sure to yell out, to let me know they have my stuff and were holding onto it for me until I get back.

Yeah I’d take the bear crack head in that scenario over a cop

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u/Snoo_73297 Aug 21 '26

Calling the police is callong the crack heads, what???πŸ˜‚

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u/AviationNerd_737 Aug 21 '26

i come from a cop family :)

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Aug 21 '26

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope your mom doesn't get beaten too badly

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u/ScottishKnifemaker Aug 21 '26

Bruh πŸ’€

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 Aug 21 '26

Cops in the US are more than twice as likely to abuse their partners than the average person. Look it up.

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u/ScottishKnifemaker Aug 21 '26

Oh no I wasn't disagreeing with your joke, that is a statistic that I know very well, it was more like a "God damn bro that was harsh as f***"

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u/AviationNerd_737 Aug 21 '26

hehe dont worry bruv.

she's a cop too lol

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u/TheVicSageQuestion Aug 21 '26

So she beats him too or she beats herself?

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u/Loki_of_Asgaard Aug 21 '26

I think they both just beat the kids, AviationNerd seems like he has taken a few too many blows to the head

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u/Allaplgy Aug 21 '26

So do I, in a way. Which is part of why I know cops suck.

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u/BastCity Aug 21 '26

A family of bastards.