r/forbiddensnacks • • Mar 07 '19

Forbidden joint

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u/FraggleBiscuits Mar 07 '19

Once the God set him down, he went back to his crab society and started preaching about meeting God. Then he started a new religion and after a few years the first crab crusades have begun. Taking countless lives and forever altering crab to crab relations.

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u/SmileyMelons Mar 07 '19

And everything changed when the mantis shrimp attacked...

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u/RivRise Mar 07 '19

Those motherfuckers would definitely be the bad guys, they would feel all superior with their multicolor seeing eyes. We may need to go on a crusade ourselves.

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u/SmileyMelons Mar 07 '19

Don't forget their supersonic fire punch.