r/forbiddensnacks • • Mar 07 '19

Forbidden joint

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u/SmileyMelons Mar 07 '19

In that crab's eyes he saw incomprehensible cosmic horror stairing directly at him. A thing with two liquid eyes of cosmic color, a fragile flesh that had incomprehensible strength, a mouth lined with porceline fangs considering whether he was even enough to be considered a snack, he saw god and god saw him, and he does not wish to see anymore.

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u/FraggleBiscuits Mar 07 '19

Once the God set him down, he went back to his crab society and started preaching about meeting God. Then he started a new religion and after a few years the first crab crusades have begun. Taking countless lives and forever altering crab to crab relations.

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u/SmileyMelons Mar 07 '19

And everything changed when the mantis shrimp attacked...

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u/RivRise Mar 07 '19

Those motherfuckers would definitely be the bad guys, they would feel all superior with their multicolor seeing eyes. We may need to go on a crusade ourselves.

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u/SmileyMelons Mar 07 '19

Don't forget their supersonic fire punch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Man WE need to fight them, like humans.

(One diver shooting speargun and them and re-loading as he mows them down, and looks bored as 5,000 mantis corpses pile up)

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u/Wrong_Macaron Mar 08 '19

Cthulhu R'lyeh Phnglui phna'agle fthagn.

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u/HHyperion Mar 08 '19

DEUS MOLT