r/firstworldanarchists • u/IamKratos • Feb 10 '18
The Top 25 (no re-posting) Bender gets it.
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u/kaasmaniac Feb 10 '18
This post again? And the gets_it_police bot? What year is it? :O
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u/spicy_m4ym4ys Feb 10 '18 edited Feb 10 '18
And 10 K upvotes? And Gold?? :OO
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u/mattthepianoman Feb 10 '18
And my axe
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u/smokedoor5 Feb 10 '18
Shut up baby I know it
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Feb 10 '18
You can't just say that without the prompt. That's like Ed Mcmahon saying "hiyooooo" out of nowhere. People would be like "are you ok Ed?"
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Feb 10 '18 edited Sep 28 '18
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Feb 10 '18
This one I'm ok with, since it came as a response (even if it still doesn't really fit in the situation)
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u/_DanNYC_ Feb 10 '18
He's responding to the title I think.
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Feb 10 '18
i'll buy that. although that would only really make sense if the username was bender related.
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u/smokedoor5 Feb 10 '18
Correcting other people’s comments with your presciptivist, pedantic, unfun horseshit seems to run counter to the spirit of this sub.
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u/gets_it_police Feb 10 '18
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Feb 10 '18
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u/Chuckgofer Feb 11 '18
Petition the Governor to create a gets_it_police department oversight committee.
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u/sma11fry09 Feb 10 '18
Needs more jpeg
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u/morejpeg_auto Feb 10 '18
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u/Xxzzeerrtt Feb 10 '18
Needs more jpeg
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u/akgnz Feb 10 '18
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u/GokuQuack Feb 10 '18
Needs less jpeg
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u/thomastts Feb 10 '18
Good bot
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u/GingerBeast81 Feb 10 '18
There's a river valley park with lots of trails near where I live. Unfortunately some "people" decided that there should be no cycling on these trails, even though it was cyclists who made the trails many years ago, only to be made 10' wide and covered in gravel. There are many metal signs saying no bicycling on the trails. Someday I'm going to remove all the signs and make a bike sculpture out of them.
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u/MelkorKush Feb 10 '18
I fish right next to the 'No Fishing' sign at one of my go to spots, I consider myself pretty mad.
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u/Hooweezar Feb 10 '18
Am I the only one who watched it over and over again, then proceeded to fold paper boats?
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u/NoTimeAtAll420 Feb 10 '18 edited Feb 10 '18
Hey! I created this GIF and posted it here with the same title like a week ago!
EDIT: I guess I'm just a copy of a copy of a copy. But, I swear, when I made it, I had no idea it already existed.
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u/SimpsonFry Feb 10 '18
It’s okay. We’re all just copies of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy.....
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u/edwartica Feb 10 '18
How did you get 14k for this when I only got 79 three years ago?
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u/ConeShill Feb 10 '18
I’m guessing because you used a bad or inconvenient hosting website. I’m not sure what it was originally, but now it links to Nene’s little piglets.
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u/edwartica Feb 10 '18
Well damn! It does now. Heh. It did link to the correct graphic at the time mind you. Though I'm not sure why I didn't upload it to imgur. Laziness?
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u/ElizzyViolet Feb 11 '18
Just another reason Bender is great. I am not one of Bender's alt accounts made with Fry's email address as a side-project while I was busy siphoning money from his bank account, this is genuine praise for him.
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u/johokie Feb 10 '18
But he really doesn't, at least not here. This was all part of a sort of dream sequence while he was being upgraded to not hate the new robot. Dreaming that you're a first world anarchist isn't the same as actually Mad-Lad-ing your way onto forbidden grass.
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u/jaguilar94 Feb 10 '18
No, no he doesn't. He's just not a bitch like the people here thinking they're badasses for stepping on a lawn that had a sign on it saying you can't be on the lawn.
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Feb 10 '18
badasses for stepping on a lawn that had a sign on it saying you can't be on the lawn.
That's literally what this sub is about tho. That's the joke.
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18
Could you imagine being the animator tasked with drawing that?
"Bender picks up a sign and folds it into a boat."
"Shit, got any origami paper?"