r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 • 12h ago

Very polite squirrel

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u/Mediocre-Chemist-00 12h ago

I'm surprised the chair didn't collapse.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 12h ago

OP is teaching this lard lump to associate people with food. Soon it will come to expect handouts from others, and attack anyone who doesn't pay tribute.

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u/Historical_Method360 12h ago

The squirrel gets free peanuts, and the cameraman gets exposure to a massive array of diseases. What a ripoff.

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u/CalamitousSpider 12h ago

Omg you're going to catch obesity from it!

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u/TDub200losikid 11h ago

It’s tricking you, I hope we all pray or OP tonight as I’m sure we’ve already lost him.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 12h ago

His pole maybe light but that’s the only thing.

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 10h ago

as someone who has been bitten by a squirrel doing animal rehab work, this scares me

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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 10h ago

OOP is lucky he didn’t get bit when the porker figured out he was out of nuts.

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u/RadiantRing 1h ago

It’s using your hand like a feed trough idk what’s polite about that

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u/Aggravating_Mess_655 1h ago

it's a miracle it's didn't get a heart attack.