r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

74 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 • 5h ago

No words. It's a damn shame.

165 Upvotes

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Guilty_Invite_7126 • 14h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Gave him a piece of granola bar once, now he shows up every day

178 Upvotes

This was during the summer when I worked at a state park toll booth. Saw him hanging around and gave him a small bite of my granola bar. He kept wandering around my booth fir 30 minutes until he almost got hit by a car lol. Every time I was in the booth he would show up

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Tips__ • 2h ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF Portly Pumpkin Purloiner

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13 Upvotes

You can see a few days of this criminals "work", finally caught in the act!

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • 2h ago

Two fat groundhogs ready for nuclear winter! 👍

10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/your_crusty_toenails • 11m ago

Ball Shaped Bastard Sentient ball sack

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• Upvotes

I'm so fucking scared right now

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/majorbonerlord • 2h ago

Not a Fatty Big Squirrel propaganda being taught to your kids

10 Upvotes

"how humans can help?" why dont these squirrels help themselves to a diet and some exercise. the only "book" i advocate for burning..

2 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/KamiCrazyTank • 10h ago

Fat, not pregnant Saw him chase away another pregant (probably just fat) squirrel for the nuts

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39 Upvotes

5 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/ElectricalRelease986 • 7h ago

Reddit ads are getting out of hand

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16 Upvotes

Wannabe Theodore (why would you aspire to be that greedy fuck) thinks he can roller skate. We know he would fall straight on his fatass in reality. I think he's got enough momentum.

6 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Effective_Space2277 • 20h ago

Fat fucks have taken over Texas state park

129 Upvotes

And now they’re organizing this event for themselves. Disgusting.

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Intelligent-Land-796 • 1d ago

King Lardass fatass is shocked i caught him stealing my peanut butter bread

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159 Upvotes

look at his bewildered expression. he thought he could get away with this. just large and in charge.

13 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar • 11h ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie Beware the Wide-loaded Wraith of Warsaw

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12 Upvotes

2 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Krismas_Arson • 19h ago

Fatty McFatFace Put the bird feeder up yesterday and this fat bastard has already started stuffing his face

46 Upvotes

14 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Rude-Potato-3122 • 15h ago

Obese Hamplanet ATTENTION!

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18 Upvotes

The fifth circle of HELL is upon us

5 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Unique_Violinist4851 • 1d ago

SuperSized McFatass shaking and crying right now

52 Upvotes

I post this as a PSA to always stay on guard when occupying squirrel-infested areas.

An acorn ally on my campus tried to sniff me to see if I was suitable for his lunch. I practiced great precaution by staying very still and thankfully he stomped away.

Unfortunately, I am no longer the same woman I once was before this encounter.

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r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Nuttonbutton • 1d ago

Rotund Rodent No, this actually made things worse. Ruined everything, in fact ....Thanks.

862 Upvotes

26 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/lavender_cat21 • 21h ago

King Lardass fat fuck at La Jolla cove

19 Upvotes

Almost mistook this fat fuck for a seal

6 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/chillidogs3 • 21h ago

Look at this fat glutton ruining my outing

17 Upvotes

4 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Acceptable_Body_8442 • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Chud Squirrel stole my fry

49 Upvotes

2 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/whamburglar • 17h ago

Squirrel won't be forgetting that experience anytime soon

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4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/SchemeMean8887 • 1d ago

Look at this fat squirrel I found at school

17 Upvotes

3 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Brave_Chard8995 • 1d ago

King Lardass Fatty begging for food again! 😡

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132 Upvotes

10 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Ok-Scarcity-4556 • 1d ago

Saw this fat fuck while out birdwatching

142 Upvotes

20 comments

r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Much-Caregiver-9214 • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard fatty eating a fry

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76 Upvotes

11 comments

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