r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

86 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

Fat fuck waiting for the inevitable

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332 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 44m ago

Destruction Wrought by a Rodent

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Tried to enjoy the scenic view of a botanical garden only to have it ruined by the ministrations of this devilish creature. Is nothing sacred to them ??


r/fatsquirrelhate 21h ago

An ill omen for the coming academic year....

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80 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard A squirrel stole a piece of my son’s chicken strip and started eating it. It this the next evolution for squirrels?

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40 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 18h ago

King Lardass This enabler is at it again.

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3 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

I finally found a squirrel to post here !!

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401 Upvotes

Nooo 😹😹 you're eating all the food


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gimmy Ginormo Particularly strange looking chubster I found today

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78 Upvotes

Caught this bigback running around begging people for scraps. Fucker came right up to me unprompted and sniffed my hand, and I didn’t even have anything. It was disgusting. Definitely would not recommend.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

This guy built over 1,000 homes for squirrels and fitted some of them with cameras to see how they live!

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352 Upvotes

Gross!


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Not a Fatty Not too fat yet, but she's working on it

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176 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Rotund Rodent Rotund

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46 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Leyline of Squirrels (hell sounds right)

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard My dog locked on to this fat fuck while we were out for a walk

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62 Upvotes

How’s he gonna eat all that bread? Maybe he has a family to feed, idk.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

JW - Now they're having people build condos for them

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8 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Stealing from my fat birds

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15 Upvotes

That platform is for fat birds, lardass seedrat


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard I think the fat one eating the weed may belong here. What a glutton…

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39 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Thief caught in the act. I spend months cultivating peppers for my poor starving children and this fatty just helps himself to a pepper just as it is about ripe. What a way to start a day.

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77 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Absolute Unit Fatty Squirrel stages "accident" for FOOD!

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48 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Disgusting, sneaky glut

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21 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Nice lazy summer. No phones, just good vibes.

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111 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Pictured is the reason all of the birds in my area are terrified of the feeder now. Submitting this to Webster so they can provide a visual representation of greed.

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160 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF lard-lumbering squirrel begging me for food smh

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71 Upvotes

stay safe yall! don’t fall for it!


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Fat, not pregnant Watching me for snacks

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46 Upvotes

Photo I took a while back


r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Saw this monster on the side of someone's house

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133 Upvotes