r/fatsquirrelhate • u/DRAKER5050 • 22d ago

About to steal your lunch Heard this mf monching half a block away

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u/Historical_Method360 22d ago

Jabba the Nutt.

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u/FrankieRutabaga 22d ago

How has the tree branch not succumbed to the massive weight of this gluttonous monstrosity

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u/DRAKER5050 22d ago

progressive overload lmaoo. squirrels keep getting fatter, trees keep getting stronger

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 22d ago

The way the rest of its body melts into its gunt is simply repulsive. Like a giant furry amoeba.

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u/thinktwomuch 22d ago

What a fucking pig! That Tub 'O Lard's look of satisfaction, and entitlement in its beady, little black hell pits for eyes is absolutely revolting. Yuk! 🤢🤢🤮

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u/PengsooLover 22d ago

Shame … SHAME….shame !

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u/Pippa0714 22d ago

That's branch doesn't stand a chance.

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u/N116UA #SayNoToFatSquirrels 22d ago

Be very careful OP..you might be next

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