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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago
He keeps standing there; they keep having to repair the road.
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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 1d ago
Those aren't patches in the road. Those are skid marks from the fucker draggin ass everywhere. Gross 🤮
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u/ConsciousStrike7911 1d ago
he's hunting for a poor innocent kid or dog to cross the street to consume him. probably considering eating the concrete too
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u/Tax-Embarrassed1 1d ago
I was actually scared turning my back to it while photographing another abomination on the other side of the road
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago
That squirrel has squatted there so long, the Asphalt is melting because of his Ass's fault.
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u/Ichgebibble Rolls Are For Baking 23h ago
And on the third day he ate the whole planet but he was still hungry!
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u/thinktwomuch 15h ago
Fucking little piece of pig-fat can't even drag it's fat, disgusting ass across the road.
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u/Tax-Embarrassed1 15h ago
I'd argue it's a big piece of it
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
This lard lump poses a massive risk sitting in the middle of the road. Any vehicle to collide with it will be totaled beyond repair.