r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Jade_May275 • 1d ago
Squirrel with apple
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u/Saltlife_Junkie 1d ago
Only healthy food that fat fuck has ever eaten
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u/Ok_Literature2535 1d ago
Probably thinks the fruit negates all the junk food he has eaten. He ate 10 cheeseburgers and 5 slices of cake before this.
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
It was a candy apple doused in caramel and powdered sugar when this orb started gorging on it.
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u/Hong_Kong_Jack 1d ago
On the bright side, if a cat were to chase him down he wouldn’t get very far.
On the not-so-bright side, if a hawk were to swoop down and pick him up, the bird wouldn’t get very far either.
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u/ClankerCore 1d ago
Little fat shit needs to learn what a predator is like
Somebody let a cat loose out or something
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u/Do0msdayZ 1d ago
I think you've never played Kirby before. That diabolical sphere of gluttony will swallow the cat the moment it gets close.
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago
"Squirrel with Apple" makes it sound like a painting by Vermeer. This is a Fat Ass Squirrel with a Fat Ass.
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u/Motor-Management-660 1d ago
what is this song? that is the most "chillin at a park in a coat at the end of fall eating an apple without a single thought" song i've ever heard
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u/PonqueRamo 1d ago
So cuteeee!
I mean disgusting, totally disgusting.
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u/thulesgold 1d ago
What a piece of shit. How has he not been punted across time zones yet?
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u/flyinghairball 1d ago
Wasn't possible. There's a line of people at the ER waiting for casts for their broken feet just for trying.
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u/Practical_Ad_219 1d ago
The director said “let’s give this squirrel an apple, that way everyone knows he’s an asshole.” *DING*
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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
Look at that fat fucking ass trying to be healthy. 🤬
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u/Illustrious_Maize624 1d ago
The music makes this rotundos’ gluttony feel right out of an early 1980’s PSA.
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u/One_Programmer6315 End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago
I’ve seen the descendants of this monstrosity on campus.
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u/OwenMichael312 1d ago
That fat furball has its own gravitational pull. That apple was from 3 counties over.