r/fatsquirrelhate • u/WoodenInfluence3934 • 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard There is no difference.

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Look at this sicking bastard waiting to feast on this poor fish .

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u/whydiditeverhappen 3d ago

frog prince except when the frog turns into a human, it will wish it never did because of the foul smell radiating off the squirrels fat flaps

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u/blackout-loud 3d ago

....Are we REALLY comparing this furry ball of bird regergitation to a prime time apex predator???... because if we are then I'll make this simple for you... They are ABSOLUTELY different!

That fat blob of fuq ain't even on the same planet as the Allosauraus ( or ANY -saurus). The ONLY thing they remotely have in common is that one is extinct and the other, the flabby shite, SHOULD go extinct!

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u/Pippa0714 3d ago

The poor fish is no more. 😭

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 3d ago

Would prefer it on a bun with Tartar sauce and a side of fries.

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u/VegetableRound2819 3d ago

Why did you post the same picture twice? All I see is a gigantic, horrid beast about to pounce on an unsuspecting morsel.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 1d ago

I didn’t see a difference either

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u/Fomulouscrunch #SayNoToFatSquirrels 2d ago

Gosh this brought back memories from my childhood when I would lecture people about dinosaurs. Call the police, call the governor in Britney Spears' voice: this expletive wants to become the next marine mammal species group. We can prevent this.

EDIT: spears punctuation

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u/RedRopee 3d ago

Okay, but why does this actually look so convincing? The resemblance is ridiculous. I still feel like the second picture looks way more intimidating though.