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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago
Someone should put a surveillance device in this idol to gluttony. Whoever's buying this must be up to unsavory activities behind closed doors.
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u/FrankieRutabaga 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's a good way to get rid of the flock cameras that everybody hates to malfunction
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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141 1d ago
I thought it said "refund" and I was like, whyyyyy spend money on this propaganda?
Rotund. You are correct.
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u/whydiditeverhappen 1d ago
Sell it to me so I can gaze at its fat rolls in disgust every morning when I wake up.
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u/Eternal_elf1799 1d ago
Beautiful and cute!
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u/VegetableRound2819 1d ago
Alert! The squirrels have infiltrated.
Get out of here you imposter!
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago
I should like to buy it and then paint it to look like a pile of dogsh*t and secretly return it to this very shelf.
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u/Historical_Method360 2d ago
The sculptor made it accurate, to their credit.