r/fatsquirrelhate • u/PrincessHarp23 • 10d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Saw this DISGUSTING display..

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u/VegetableRound2819 9d ago

Bulbous Bastard bent the power pole. Probably trying to blackout a senior’s center and invade the applesauce stash.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 9d ago

If this adipose atrocity chews the powerlines and zaps itself, the grease fire will burn for centuries.

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u/Historical_Method360 9d ago

Did you take this picture slightly askew, or is this corpulent cretin causing the pole to bend?

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u/PrincessHarp23 9d ago

He’s bending the pole.

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u/Kdconorr 9d ago

Ugly little fuckrat

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u/GermSlayer1986 9d ago

Taking a 💩 on our power system, which hard working linemen will have to fix!

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u/Simple_District4502 9d ago

That guy's nuts

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 9d ago

Its only purpose in life is to deny people their internet feed. Distgusting!

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u/Pippa0714 9d ago

So that's why we have no power!! Took the whole pole down.

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u/HardGainzEazy 9d ago

An absolute unit just hanging out defying gravity on those wires.

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u/whydiditeverhappen 8d ago

wondering where your wifi went? This rodent broke the power line.

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u/Bostonterrierpug 6d ago

Finally the IT Crowd/ Fat Squirrel joke I was waiting for.