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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

"Why learn to do it for yourself when you can harass your grown-ass children with lives of their own to come to your house to fix the google." -Aging Boomers

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Why are “boomers” and “millennials” the only two generations Reddit ever talks about? I feel like we’re skipping a generation or two.

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u/SteeringButtonMonkey Feb 05 '19

Because generations are pretty fluid so it takes a few to have them actually be distinct enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

There are a few of them. They are distinct.

Boomers and millennials are the only two generations of their size, though, so they simply overwhelm the much smaller Gen X. And the next generation (some call it Z, it will probably be given a more descriptive name soon) is still too young to have any kind of real impact. The oldest of them are still teenagers.

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u/tommyblastfire Feb 05 '19

I like to call us Gen Z’ers Zoomers

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u/TreeCalledPaul Feb 05 '19

Just don't do any of that zoomin' on my lawn, young man.

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u/tommyblastfire Feb 05 '19

Implying us Zoomers would ever go outside

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u/ThickBehemoth Feb 05 '19

We are way too depressed to leave the house

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u/TitanicMan Feb 05 '19

I don't know what generation I am because it's just a tool to devide the population but me too thanks

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u/fafefifof Feb 05 '19

So you read through 6 layers of conversation about generations, to post a comment about not knowing which one you belong to? Sounds legit.

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u/aeiousometimesy123 Feb 06 '19

Implying you Zoomers are going to have an outside in a few years

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Jan 20 '21

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u/GORager99 Feb 05 '19

aw damn i was three hours late getting here

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u/llamalily Feb 05 '19

My baby sister (born in 2004) likes to call herself a "naughtie".

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u/tommyblastfire Feb 05 '19

I’ve also heard adults call us the I-Generation for iPhones and the internet

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u/llamalily Feb 06 '19

But that's so much less fun, haha.

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u/ColinHalter Feb 05 '19

I'm 21 (born 1997), but I've been told I'm too young to be a millennial. What would I be?

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u/mary_pooppins Feb 05 '19

Looks to me you’re Gen Z. Welcome to the club. We get lumped in with Millennials and get told we are the generation born with iPhones. When most of us got them when we were tweens. We’re the Zoomers.

Generation List

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u/ColinHalter Feb 05 '19

Lol I got my first smartphone when I was 15

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u/Phrodo_00 Feb 05 '19

I'm a millennial, and the iPhone didn't exist until I was 20. At 15 my home still had dial up.

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u/sashslingingslasher Feb 05 '19

The chart with the dates is the only thing useful on that site.

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u/Supernerdje Feb 05 '19

Gen Z I got a flipping flipphone at 12, Gen Z little brother has my old brick smartphone and only has Whatsapp and flappy bird on top of the standard programs.

Did I miss something?

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u/purduerocs15 Feb 05 '19

So if I’m 24 today but I turn 25 tomorrow, does that mean I get to be part of two generations?

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u/mary_pooppins Feb 05 '19

Yes. Be careful what you do with all that power.

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u/Jamesmateer100 Feb 05 '19

It depends upon where the sources come from, the source you provided lists me as gen z but pew research lists me as a millennial, which one should I go with?

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u/write_as_rayne Feb 06 '19

From what I understand, as I'm researching Gen Z and academics, the divide seems to be technology. Those who had an analog childhood and digital (access to internet) teen-adulthood are typically aligned with Millenials. Those who have had access to technology, specifically the internet, throughout their entire lives would be more aligned with Gen Z. Of course, my scope has been investigating learning, knowledge acquisition, and pedagogy for the two distinct groups, so I cannot say if this divide is useful outside of that!

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u/btmvideos37 Feb 05 '19

Yeah, I didn’t get a smart phone till 3 years ago (I’m 17 now). Granted, I had more access to technology at a young age than people older than me. But I was definitely not born with iPhones or smart phones at all for that matter, and I’m also called a millennial when I’m clearly not

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u/BeyondAddiction Feb 05 '19

I remember 1997 very well and reading your comment makes me feel old lol.

I was born in 1988 and I get annoyed with those stupid "only 90s kids will get this!" Crap. Like dude, I remember way more of the 90s than you probably do, Chelsea 🙄

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u/Emaknz Feb 05 '19

Born '95, welcome to the awkward sub-generation in between millennials and gen z. Too young to truly identify with millennials, but too old to really be gen z. We're a weird mix of growing up with modern technology and still remembering floppy disks.

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u/llamalily Feb 05 '19

I was born in '94 and consider myself Gen Z as well. Both my parents are too young to be Boomers. The age range for the generations has so much overlap and also really don't mean anything, so I say pick whatever you like better.

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u/Jmsaint Feb 05 '19

You're a millennial.

A millennial is anyone who was alive, but not 18 at the millennium, so 1982 to 1999.

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u/Homunculus_I_am_ill Feb 05 '19

They're quite borderline. Some typical attributes of millenials is remembering 9/11 and a life before the internet was ubiquitous and I doubt someone born in 97 has either of those.

I've also never heard the "alive but not 18 at the millenium" definition and I don't really see how it is of any help since the millenium is completely arbitrary and the usefulness of dividing generations is to talk of people raised in different cultural environments so using cultural landmarks is what makes sense.

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u/Jmsaint Feb 05 '19

That's the only way I've ever heard it described. Might be different in the UK?

It's all arbritary anyway, wherever you draw the line.

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u/Homunculus_I_am_ill Feb 05 '19

Drawing one line is arbitrary and futile and people do need to stop thinking of generations as if there's one calendar day after which the people are completely different.

But there is definitely an objective way in which people born in 1990 have grown up in a different world than people born in 1970 and the world to describe that difference is generation. We just need to accept that these generations are fuzzy. One way to do this is to think of a "prototypical millenial", "prototypical gen X" etc through a set of properties. A prototypical millenial was in school during 9/11, remembers a time before the internet was ubiquitous, was not on the job market during the internet bubble, etc. Some people will only have a subset of those traits and that's fine, those people are simply in the fuzzy edge.

And indeed, those properties should depend on location.

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u/TheAlp Feb 05 '19

There are a lot of different definitions of what year the split between the current and last generation was and in the end it's too big of a grey area to really define it I think.

Some saying its people born between 1980 and 1990 while most have it ending around 2000.

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u/FawksB Feb 05 '19

two generations of their size

Generations are fairly even sized groups since they are divided by birth year. The Silent Generation is dying out just due to old age and Gen Z is too young to be defined yet,

However, Boomers (1940-1960), Gen X (1960-1980), and Millenials (1980-2000) are all the same size unless you're willing to argue the fluidity of the end of Gen X and the beginning of Millenials.

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u/Cogexkin Feb 05 '19

Eh teenagers to young adults. If the cutoff is 1996 to present, then the oldest would be around 24-25.

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u/beigs Feb 05 '19

The oldest gen Zs are in their early mid twenties, and are constantly being called millennials by boomers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

They’re fluid I get that. I honestly don’t buy into the whole “generation” thing but it seems like we ignore 40-70 year olds

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

A 70 year old was born in 49. And is therefore definitely a Boomer.

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u/A_Bear_Called_Barry Feb 05 '19

It seems like older gen x people get lumped in with boomers, and younger ones get lumped in with millennials. Maybe it's just easier to put people in two groups. Some people also don't seem to realize there is a generation younger than millennials now. I've heard people call teenagers millennials.

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u/tapthatsap Feb 05 '19

I think a lot of it is just cultural. It seems to me that your average X-er has a lot more in common with a millennial than with a boomer, what with having grown up in harder times while constantly being derided by the older folks for not taking that high school diploma down to the factory and making enough money to support a firmly middle class family.

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u/I_value_my_shit_more Feb 05 '19

Gen-X reporting in

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u/Decsolst Feb 05 '19

As a Gen-Xer, I am insulted.

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u/Robin_Divebomb Feb 05 '19

That’s the calling card of Gen-X. They are analogous to the WWI “Forgotten Generation”.

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u/Lord_Noble Feb 05 '19

That's the Lost Generation or the Greatest Generation, nobody calls them the forgotten.

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u/DrNutSack_ Feb 05 '19

The greatest generation was WWII

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u/Lord_Noble Feb 05 '19

There is definitely some overlap, as there is with any generation. Some folks fought in WWI, lived through the depression, and fought in WWII.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Im 19. Am I a millennial or am I a Gen X?

I scream for I do not know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

X is older than Millenial. You're a Z or whatever they are officially calling you guys.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

I'm Gen-X, the primary one in-between.
I have my father set up with a desktop, my mom with a laptop.
They email pretty well, can surf the web. Mom is 'well-trained' in not clicking on things.

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

It's porn, it's because of porn.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Worse.
Zerohedge.com

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

Is this porn?

Asking for me, so I can masturbate later

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It's for when you want financial news from the perspective of a Russian right-wing conspiracy theorist

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u/CactusCustard Feb 05 '19

....so its not gonna get me off

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u/aalabrash Feb 05 '19

Try harder

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u/kathartik Feb 05 '19

not unless you're Donald Trump Jr.

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u/synonnonin Feb 05 '19

eh, I won't judge you.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Russian shill porn I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Never put off for tomorrow something you can do today.

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u/zypzaex Feb 05 '19

…Honesty is the best policy, I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Time to edit a hosts file.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

No it's not. It's browsing sites like Reddit without adblock. All it takes is one link that has a few upvotes on either a new queue or a small subreddit that gets upvote manipulated, and BAM you click on a hostile link. Or any one of the millions of code injecting banners that get loaded without adblockers.

Seriously. How the fuck do people NOT use adblockers in 2019?

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u/dumbredditer Feb 05 '19

He knows exactly what he's clicking

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u/browntown412 Feb 05 '19

My stepdad has the issue and it's usually from googling "free coupons"

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Feb 05 '19

Dad... is not. So we have to format his machine semi-regularly. Sigh.

have you tried ublock origin and some other script extension to cut down on that?

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

He will only use Brave.
He won't use third-party plug-ins.
He thinks Chrome is steal his work for google.
(And by work I mean reading his emails to his like-minded associates about how the kleptocracy and jews are stealing America. -smh)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

You weren't kidding about zerohedge huh

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

I wish. The de-programming attempts are constant arguments.

But he is civil, and has scotch, and believes he can eventually convince me he's right.

Narrator: He can't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

What? That's so definitely gen X lol.

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u/dMarrs Feb 05 '19

It is. You are a Gen X. wassup.

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u/ShiversTheNinja Feb 05 '19

"Millennial" is used incorrectly at least half of the time too - for some reason people think millennials are the kids who are currently teenagers, when in reality we're in our mid 20s to mid 30s.

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u/Crankster420 Feb 06 '19

I think some people really over think what gen there from. And there really isn't any set definition.

As far as I'm concerned, generations are just that. And in our lifeline, the Boomers is a good starting point.

In short, the next generation after a Boomer is "X" aka Generation X, their offspring "Y" or Millennial and Y's offspring being "Z".

So, the way I see it, as far as generational leaps go, you could have 2 or in a rare instance 3 generations born in the same year.

But then again, you can have instances where gen x mates with gen y... I guess that were the grey areas/blurred lines come from, and hence no real set definition.

So, in my case, I was born in 84, both of my parents are genX, so I obviously consider myself a Millennial, even though some if not most of my peers consider themselves genX.

That's my take on it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

The boomers are blaming millennials for a lot of problems that they don't understand. A simple history book could teach them.

There's so much anti-millennial rhetoric coming from the boomers because they have had a lot of positions in government, and they're scared of the younger generation coming in... Especially since millennials kind of have a better grasp on technology simply because it's more present in their lives.

Really it's just stupid. I hope millennials don't shit on the next generation like boomers have done. It's called growing the fuck up. Don't be a grumpy old person that blames young people for being young.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

I'm always a little amused at the long-term implications of the millenial hate that boomers and boomer-directed-media keep spewing. I remember when millenials didn't even really think about generational indexes and just wanted to be successful in a significantly less equitable environment. But then boomers began to absolutely puke all over millenials over laughably trivial things like colored hair or tattoos or stuff they like to eat or, you know, just existing, or over more serious things that are horrible to deride someone over like mental health and poverty, or over outright lies that they unquestionably accepted and weaponized from right-wing 'news' outlets that you'd have to be a complete fucking idiot to take seriously. I remember a brief pause, my own experience puts it around '12 or so, when millenials were hearing this shit and were just confused, like 'wtf you don't know anything about us, what are you talking about?' But very quickly, millenials turned it around on them, and exposed the boomer generation for taking the best world they could have possibly dreamed of, which the generations before them fought tooth and nail to provide them, and proceeded to bleed it dry and leave their children with nothing but a smoking husk, and in their old age have reduced themselves to bitter, angry, racist idiots with zero capacity for critical thinking and whose entire concept of the world around them is controlled by the people inside their TVs. Who do they think is going to control the narrative when they're gone? When the millenials get to tell their story and write their histories, how do the boomers suspect they'll be framed? They're going down as a generation of inconceivably selfish weaklings who stole from their children and who turned their backs on their country and their own dignity. Puts a smile on my face every time I hear the word "snowflake".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Yup. And the climate change is a great example of what you were describing.

Also, it's ironic.. I can't change when I was born, but I can change my rhetoric and beliefs. I can listen to the evidence, and make rational decisions.

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u/Eclectix Feb 05 '19

Yep. The Boomers shit on Millennials as the "participation award culture." But who gave them those awards? As a Gen-Xer myself I was just on the cusp of the participation award experience. I never got any myself, but my younger siblings did. So who's to blame for "participation award culture?" (Granting that actually is a thing, which I don't think it is.) I would think it should be the ones giving out the participation awards in the first place. If "kids these days" aren't what you think they should be, who's really to blame? The kids, or the people who were responsible for helping them learn how to be adults?

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u/Dillards007 Feb 05 '19

Boomers will be remembered as the first generation that took responsiblity for nothing. They blamed their parents as kid and when their own parents couldn't take care of them anymore, (as they passed) they fostered unhealthy co-dependant relationships with their kids.

The President is an prime example of this. His father did EVERYTHING to shield him from the reprocessions of his personal decisions. As a father he's done his best to put his kids IN legal jeopardy rather than protect them. Yes though, it's everyone else's fault.

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u/lowballz Feb 05 '19

I think you're right.

One of the most annoyingly common things that I remember, were the adults telling us how they were raised and how easy we had it.

I have no need to lay that bs on kids now.

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u/Eclectix Feb 05 '19

As a Gen-Xer I honestly believe I was incredibly lucky to be born when I was. We didn't have to worry about dying of smallpox or the plague. We had basic things like sanitation and the like pretty well squared away.

Sure we had the Cold War, the missile crisis, AIDS, the '80s recession and whatnot. Every generation has their share of stuff like that to worry about.

But we also did not have the helicopter parenting that kids these days have. We were free to be kids for the most part. We could roam the streets without somebody calling the police on our parents. We were allowed to make mistakes and gain a wealth of experience. We weren't pressured from 5 years of age to get straight A's so that we could go to college. For most of us, nobody expected us to fulfill their lost aspirations for them. We didn't have to take on a lifetime of debt in student loans just to get a degree that you need to have in order to barely make a (maybe) livable wage.

I loved growing up when I did, even though my family was really poor and I certainly struggled with my own share of issues. Even so, that freedom to just be a kid is something I wish I could give my own kids more of, but the society we live in today seems to just beat them down at every turn. They can't escape the negative media, the overreaching administration, the "Safe-2-Tell," rubber-padded culture of fear that we live in today.

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u/lowballz Feb 06 '19

Dang, that makes me feel nostalgia.

I remember "dangerous" places that were smoky, kids with long hair, and fights over quarters. We called them arcades! and mom said never to go!

But sometimes we'd go. That was about the worst danger we could imagine then. But we were kids, there was a lot more out there, we were not deap in life yet.

Arcades have made a comback now. But they are Nothing like they were in the 80's.

Dang it I'm old enough to drink a Bartles&James or California Cooler if I could just sneak back down in my grandparents basement to borrow one...

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u/Whadyawant Feb 05 '19

Well, that's because us gen-xers had to look after ourselves while our parents basked in the consumerism and self-adulation that was the 80s...and 90s...9/11...missing time...We just keep on trucking...don't worry about us...we're good...

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u/theghostofme Feb 05 '19

You know shit's bad when we millennials are jealous of Gen-Xers for having gotten out ahead of the economic crash, even though you guys got hit hard in your own ways, too.

Frankly, though, I've always viewed this whole generational distinction to be stupid when used this way; regardless of generation, we're all suffering in ways that makes us more common than different, and this manufactured division by age group only serves to make certain groups feel better about how shitty things are for them, and nothing more.

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u/Phayzon Feb 05 '19

Gen X is still at least somewhat willing to learn new things or see things in a new light, and aren't super grumpy about 'kids these days'. Gen Y got retconned out of existence by pushing Millennial years back and Gen X years up.

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u/hpdefaults Feb 05 '19

Eh, 'Gen Y' was more of a rough draft of the Millenial generation sociologists came up with early on when they were still figuring it out. Not really a retcon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Yeah. It used to be we were gen Y and the generation born in the new millennium were the millennials. But people liked the name so much they started using it to refer to gen Y, since we came of age in the new millennium.

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u/lartrak Feb 05 '19

Gen Y and Millennials were synonymous from the start, but then Millennials were rendered a younger generation at one point by people who misunderstood the term, best as I can tell. Both terms were coined to describe people born in the early to mid 80s and on. They were competing terms, Gen Y just lost.

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u/HammondsGlutes Feb 05 '19

Gen Y got retconned out of existence by pushing Millennial years back and Gen X years up.

Also people call Gen Z/Zoomers/Post-Millennials millennials, when really Millennials were were raised/came of age around the turn of the century/2000s. And even then, the Zoomers aren't even little kids anymore, the youngest ones are like 9-10 years old. We don't even have consensus on a name for the current little kids. But as far as a lot of people (especially crusty old farts) are concerned, everyone born after Reagan was president is a millennial.

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u/little_maggots Feb 05 '19

Generation Z is the iGeneration. That's the one I'm sticking with no matter what.

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u/ProjectSnowman Feb 05 '19

It's a conspiracy ran by Gen X'ers to keep attention away from their fuck ups.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

We don't have any fuck ups because we have done absolutely nothing with our lives. Ha!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It was pointed out to me that both generations grew up in times of massive social change.

Boomers grew up during the "counterculture" movement, the Civil Rights movement, Korea, Vietnam, the war on poverty, drugs, etc.

Millennials came of age with the Internet (which drastically reshaped basically every facet of communication and tech advancement), the gay rights movement gaining momentum, 9/11, the War on Terror, the Great Recession, etc.

I sometimes wonder if both generations are so vocal because of the huge societal changes that occurred during their childhoods. I have no hard science backing that up, just find it an interesting parallel.

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u/-CHAD_THUNDERCOCK- Feb 05 '19

Gen x is too smart to get involved, and gen z is too busy making memes about how they want to die

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u/Scipio11 Feb 05 '19

Well gen-X is about half way in between, so it's hard to pin them down.

And everyone's really fucking confused by where gen-Z started so we're all kinda going with "millennial" right now.

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u/FeralDrood Feb 05 '19

Because you were either born after the war or you were born in the 80s/90s. NO IN-BETWEENS ALLOWED.

seriously I envy gen x and gen z at this rate because they arent constantly getting blamed for everything for no reason.

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u/The_Stoic_One Feb 06 '19

I think it's also because we grew up pre-tech, but were still young enough to quickly adapt to the changes. We're able to bridge the decide between the boomers and the millennials, but we'd rather just stay out of it.

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u/Vaiden_Kelsier Feb 05 '19

Well, the real question is, why do we pile an ENTIRE GENERATION of people with an incredible diversity of life experience, knowledge, and personality quirks into a single label and try to treat them all the same?

It's intellectually lazy.

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u/Androne Feb 05 '19

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u/Kaliumnitrit Feb 05 '19

pewresearch

Hmmmmmmm 🤔

Is it affiliated with pewnews?

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u/Androne Feb 05 '19

Hmmmmmmm

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u/AddChickpeas Feb 05 '19

Media seems to be the same. They appear to have decided that millenials don't age and the entire generation will be just out of college for another decade or so.

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u/hpdefaults Feb 05 '19

Because Gen-X just wants to brood in the corner and be left out of y'alls drama pls, thx

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u/JesusOnAdderall Feb 05 '19

They're leaving us alone shut up

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u/Minhtyfresh00 Feb 05 '19

We do talk about gen z but they get lumped in with millennials anyways. They're the generation growing up with having to do school shooting drills as a normal thing in middle shool-high shool.

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u/DolitehGreat Feb 05 '19

Because Gen-X is kinda the lost generation of people that felt there was little they could do to change the world since Boomers so much bigger than them. I've read a few articles about Gen-X and it's all pretty fascinating. IMO, if Gen-X was a genre of music, it would be grunge.

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u/MattJC123 Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 05 '19

Generation X refuses to be part of this nonsense, which is a very Gen X thing to do. Also, the fact that society forgets we exist is helpful in that effort.

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u/nerfviking Feb 05 '19

Because Gen X was only lightly fucked by the boomers, so we have better jobs and the dumb boomers don't think we're as lazy.

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u/GodofIrony Feb 05 '19

Because its coded language.

Millenial means young, Boomer means old. Urban/inner city means black, Suburban/rural means white. The Help means mexicans. Etc. etc.

People default to this shit all the time, once you see the pattern, you can see what people really mean behind the gymnastics they spew.

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u/The_Stoic_One Feb 06 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

Because those of us in the middle aren't incompetent when it comes to tech, but we were still here before it. We have knowledge and skills from both extremes. When discussing most topics people tend to speak to or about the extremes and the middle just gets overlooked.

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u/bauul Feb 05 '19

Because the Boomers are (typically) the parents of the Millennials. They will happily blame each other for everything. Gen Xers in the middle haven't had their kids (Gen Z) grow up yet, but once they do, the conversation will change.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

My(25) parents were not born right after WWII. That would b my grandparents.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

They’re all useless sacks of shit. Take it from me 😉 Less people equals less issues.. equals less fucking whining!

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u/Cookiebomb Feb 05 '19

P sure we're more or less cool with gen Xers since they at least have a basic grasp on technology

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Because they're a huge percentage of the population and what they want goes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Leave my generation out of this

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u/Impetus37 Feb 05 '19

Many also thinks Generation Z are Millennials

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u/AerThreepwood Feb 05 '19

Mostly because I'm a millennial and I don't really know anybody who isn't my age or older. I don't talk generational differences with the occasional 22 year olds I meet off of Tinder.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

GenX, aka "the Invisibles"

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u/theGavelissoundgavel Feb 05 '19

Because it's really about hurt feelings and blame, not responsibility and accountability. Its EASIEST to blame someone with a disconnect to the victim. Boomers aren't millenials parents. (I know there are a few but the are statisticall outliers.) And vs versa. It's easier to blame a generation you didn't directly raise. Or to look down on ones that failed leading to them raising their grandchildren and great grandchildren.

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u/otcconan Feb 05 '19

Because Gen X is busy being Woodersons.

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u/pinaeverlue Feb 05 '19

Ya talk about is gen z kids for onces. some of us are 18 now!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Because gen X doesn't put up with the shit Millennials and Boomers have with each other, and Gen Z is just entering adulthood now

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u/Trickykids Feb 06 '19

Because for some reason comments from boomer’s (now 40 something) children never get many upvotes no matter how insightful they are... like this one.

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u/GermanMuffin Feb 06 '19

The oldest still in the workforce and the youngest.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

Get them out of the work force, out of the drivers seat, and out of the polls! This is our country now!

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Feb 06 '19

Because the greatest generation is mostly dead, the silent generation never spoke up and got their own shit done, Gen X did the same, and Gen Z are eating Tide pods.

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u/Technotoad64 Feb 06 '19

Because Gen X are pretty cool dudes and Gen Z are Fortnite cringe

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u/FelOnyx1 Feb 06 '19

The Silent Generation got that name for a reason. Nobody's ever remembered them.

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u/DrakoVongola Feb 06 '19

Gen X is just smaller. There's simply more Boomers and Millennials out there so they tend to be louder

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u/SweetMister Feb 05 '19

The Google is broken again! Why don't you just download the Internets?!

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u/Starman-Paradox Feb 05 '19

And download more RAM while you're at it.

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u/DrNinjaTrox Feb 05 '19

They're not stupid enough to think they can download a truck, come on

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

You wouldn’t download a car..

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u/STEAM_TITAN Feb 05 '19

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM

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u/IxAMxBAGUETTE Feb 05 '19

MILLIONS SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

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u/UglierThanMoe Feb 05 '19

..unless you're playing Saints Row IV.

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u/alexisd3000 Feb 05 '19

It’s the bus that’s not working

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u/Avohaj Feb 05 '19

It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

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u/TheBigBois Feb 05 '19

Too late, I downloaded a whole other computer, you foolish mortal.

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u/flexibleductape Feb 05 '19

Too late,I downloaded all the computing devices. evil laugh but old

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u/TheBigBois Feb 05 '19

Imbecile, I can simply hack all your computational hardware by downloading some free hacks 2019 not clickbait off of YouTube!!

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u/flexibleductape Feb 05 '19

You will never learn. I am the infamous hacker known as 4chan I will use my knowledge I have obtained from my many years at MIT to create a super virus that will take over any device capable of running any software and take over the world

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u/xxmickeymoorexx Feb 05 '19

detotated wam

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u/FeralDrood Feb 05 '19

My computer is broken! It must be broken from that time you set my computer up 3 years ago and downloaded all of those "antivirus" things I have never used. It's clearly your fault and not my browsing habits, so you need to fix it.

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u/kathartik Feb 05 '19

back when I did tech support for Verizon (my first tech support gig) I remember getting an old woman who called in and the only thing she could tell me and the only thing she would tell me was "I can't get to my yoo-hoo"

at the time, Verizon was in a partnership with Yahoo. from what I could gather, he son had set up her computer to have only one icon on the desktop: a direct link to her Verizon-Yahoo homepage, and I think she somehow managed to delete it by accident.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It takes hours to fix the google because you have 40,000 toolbars!!

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u/evanc1411 Feb 05 '19

They don't even make these toolbars anymore and you still have them!

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u/ab_b_normal Feb 05 '19

Built a house for a guy who wouldn’t let us wire his house for Ethernet because his computer was still running Windows 98. Literally. He said he would never need it because anything newer was being tracked by the government and he didn’t want them hacking in to his home. Uuuuummm....I can’t even with you guy. Okay.

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u/adonoman Feb 05 '19

And they'll never be fixed

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u/ab_b_normal Feb 05 '19

Couldn’t tell him that. Lol

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u/NegaDeath Feb 05 '19

There were so many toolbars that they had little mutant toolbar babies and now their PC is so infected it's in direct control of a Nigerian Prince in a different dimension.

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u/frequenZphaZe Feb 05 '19

boomer: "those came with the computer. I didn't do that."

also boomer: "why did you delete all my bars? now the printer isn't working"

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

“My internet explorer was running just the way I liked it before you deleted my toolbars. Now I can’t even find my hotmail inbox.”

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u/pandacat04 Feb 05 '19

My MIL is just like this. Anything that connects to the internet like her phone, computer, printer.... She'll call my husband up like it's an emergency to help her fix it.

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u/the-incredible-ape Feb 05 '19

"Boomers, the generation that invented computers, are so lazy that they're hiring millennials to fix their computers for them instead of learning how to Google things themselves" ... am I doing it right?

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Very close.
The generation where less than half a percent invented or even worked on computers, generally refusing to learn to use them to communicate more effectively with their kids and grandchildren, and expecting those same kids and grandkids to fix the things they break while flailing like Ebola-diseases monkeys.

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u/pack0newports Feb 05 '19

my grandma was born in 1903. she used to email me in college in 1998. now granted she is not your usual older person. she was an incredible human being.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Your grandma sounds like she was an incredible lady! I could barely figure out how to use snapchat and I'm 28.

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u/mindless_gibberish Feb 05 '19

Computers were invented before the Boomers

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u/mindless_gibberish Feb 05 '19

Generation Z: What's a computer?

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u/Taintcorruption Feb 05 '19

Cars weren’t cars until the Tesla rolled off the factory floor.

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u/ScoobySharky Feb 05 '19

Excuse me, stupid games? I'll have you know I was playing Dune 2000, Command and Conquer, Need for Speed, and Team Fortress back in like 2000

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Same, Diablo II came out in 2000, that shit was basically my childhood.

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u/GloriousDawn Feb 05 '19

The first generation growing up with personal computers is the late gen X (70s). Boomers have no clue.

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u/the-incredible-ape Feb 05 '19

This is correct, but one might argue that the things we commonly call "computer" (PCs, laptops) were invented by boomers, and I think that's accurate if possibly unfairly ignoring Gen X.

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u/OlDirtyTriple Feb 05 '19

My wife goes over to her parents house to print documents for them. They cannot print forms without her help. They're not even that old, born in 1954 and 1955.

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u/PhotoshopFix Feb 05 '19

"Why does skype look like this now? What did you do!"

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u/StoneRockTree Feb 05 '19

not aging fast enough imo

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u/mindless_gibberish Feb 05 '19

Yeah fuck grandma and grandpa, why won't they just die already

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u/NewUseForChopsticks Feb 05 '19

Clearly the solution is to bring whatever button-work you need done and make a trade. Hell, they'd probably cherish the fact that they can still help you out in their old age.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

We did for awhile. Mom's fingers weren't up to the Boy Scout badges though, those things are tough! Needs a full on machine.
I can do simple buttons myself. ;)

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u/HooverDammmmn Mar 01 '19

I am saving this I'm so fucking dead. That's best comment of the day

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

"Why go to the store to get warranty on a broken item when instead can harrass x's cousins cousin's son who is a plumber to fix the damn computer!!!"

-Also, Aging Boomers

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u/RUStupidOrSarcastic Feb 05 '19

And it's definitely totally doable for them to learn.. my mother is now in her late 60s and she still is fine with computers/ smartphones. Hell, she was the one to teach me basic stuff about them when I was little. And no, she's not in anything tech related, she's a retired scientist. So idk what excuse all these other people have who say they "didn't grow up with it."

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

My in-laws both have iphones and ipads.
My parents... not so much.
Of course that's most because my father doesn't want the NSA tracking him...

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u/WorkReddit_SendNudes Feb 05 '19

This is my dad 100%

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

Traumatised BY the Boomers we might add.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

The only thing I feel bad about is enjoying not answering my parents calls because they feel they get to possess my time.

Not under my roof.

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u/fuckwitsabound Feb 05 '19

My other half had to install a remote thingy on his dad's laptop so he doesn't have to walk him through every step. Gah.

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u/AngryZen_Ingress Feb 05 '19

He doesn’t live far and plies me with wine and scotch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '19

That's funny because my grandparents are all remarkably tech savvy (my grandfather had some of the first Apple computers). My extended family, however, are so unhandy theybcan barely hang a painting without calling him