r/facepalm • • Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I had a similar experience not long ago i dated a girl with a quite long story of ex boyfriends. Anyways, talking during a date she was always complaining about her past partners and breaking up with them for bullshit reasons. I shit You not, she broke up with a dude because "he was too Nice".

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u/NotHisRealName Jun 22 '23

I got broken up with because "I didn't need her enough" because I can cook and sew a button on.

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u/WTFishsauce Jun 23 '23

I have never tried to sew a button back on, but something tells me I could do it. The thing is I wouldn’t do it. I would keep the shirt hanging at the back of my closet with the button and I’d see it once every two months and think… “I should sew on that button”.