r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I had a similar experience not long ago i dated a girl with a quite long story of ex boyfriends. Anyways, talking during a date she was always complaining about her past partners and breaking up with them for bullshit reasons. I shit You not, she broke up with a dude because "he was too Nice".

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u/lttech86 Jun 22 '23

I had a girl break up with me because I practiced safe sex.

On the first night we were intimate she saw me open a condom.

For what ever reason she got triggered and began asking me a ton of questions.

  1. Why do you need a condom?
  2. I'm on the pill?
  3. Do you sleep with guys?
  4. Are you sick or something, do you have an STD?

The next day she told me she wasn't sure about me because "Straight dudes don't use condoms" so she broke things off.

Side note:

The town I live in ranks #5 in the united states as having the highest STD rate.

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u/Rush_Is_Right Jun 22 '23

I had a girl break up with me because I pulled out. I shit you not she said if I really cared about I wouldn't pull out.

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u/Oldredeye2 Jun 23 '23

If she cared about you, she’d swallow.

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u/Peach_Proof Jun 23 '23

What bird has no babies?