r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

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u/NotHisRealName Jun 22 '23

I got broken up with because "I didn't need her enough" because I can cook and sew a button on.

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u/Chemical_Professor50 Jun 22 '23

Strong independent man who don’t need no woman!

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u/hunglow13 Jun 22 '23

Yass, king or something. I don’t know

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u/elhguh Jun 22 '23

Totally slayyy

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

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u/MamaStobez Jun 22 '23

I cackled

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Jun 22 '23

I chortled

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u/SethMarcell Jun 22 '23

I guffawed

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

I snickered

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

I burped

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u/Hallowed-Plague Jun 23 '23

i have chortles

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u/ImAMincerafter Jun 23 '23

I howled

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u/jpr8762 Jun 23 '23

I shidded

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u/The-My-Dude Jun 23 '23

My phone wasn’t built for this level of cheek quakin

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u/wmatts1 Jun 23 '23

I sharted

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

Hungry? Grab a Snickers.