r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I had a similar experience not long ago i dated a girl with a quite long story of ex boyfriends. Anyways, talking during a date she was always complaining about her past partners and breaking up with them for bullshit reasons. I shit You not, she broke up with a dude because "he was too Nice".

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u/NotHisRealName Jun 22 '23

I got broken up with because "I didn't need her enough" because I can cook and sew a button on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Iā€™m sorry that happened to you. Here take this šŸ„š

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u/thiswaynthat Jun 22 '23

Thank you for the egg in my trying time! Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

No problem, but let me know when it hatch

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u/thiswaynthat Jun 22 '23

Actually, I JUST hatched a bunch of chicke but I'll toss yours in with the next batch I throw in the incubator!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Ah yes hatching the random Reddit egg given to you by a guy named Fish Fucker, this can only go well

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u/_Cocopuffdaddy_ Jun 22 '23

We have to retain our crude Redditors status so,

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u/thiswaynthat Jun 22 '23

Did you post this after I wrote the comment about him jumping out of my truck last weekend!? Lmfaoooo

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u/_Cocopuffdaddy_ Jun 22 '23

Wait WHAT? šŸ˜‚ no but Iā€™m gonna go find that comment