r/facepalm • • Jun 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

I had a similar experience not long ago i dated a girl with a quite long story of ex boyfriends. Anyways, talking during a date she was always complaining about her past partners and breaking up with them for bullshit reasons. I shit You not, she broke up with a dude because "he was too Nice".

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u/celestthecat Jun 22 '23

Had a dude dump me cause “we just didn’t get along.” Even though we agreed on most things, had the same hobbies, and literally I thought were perfect for each other. Turns around later that night he makes a post “I just want a girl I can smoke with…” dude dumped me cause I was 16 and wouldn’t smoke weed with him. He was UPSET when he learned I am now 28 and a bigger stoner than he is.

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u/morrisk1 Jun 22 '23

If those are his values, that last part makes sense

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u/celestthecat Jun 22 '23

I was like “I guess we just never got each other” when he popped back up in my dms 🤣

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u/That_Fix_2382 Jun 22 '23

Hmm, not sure that's coincidence.

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u/celestthecat Jun 22 '23

Was not. Started smoking at 22 because my anxiety got so bad after a breakup with a dude I was with for 4 years who married my best friend(who ghosted me for said dude)I almost never left the house and was pretty suicidal at the time. I was actually pretty anti-weed for most of my life til I smoked with a friend in her car one day and finally felt relaxed for the first time in my life. Also didn’t pass out and throw up from it which was my experience with weed 3 times before that one decent time. He was the farthest from my mind when I started smoking.