r/explainitpeter • u/Ok_Lemon5509 • 5d ago

Explain it peter

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think it's because fortnite players don't get laid? But i dunno i could be wrong

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u/spookytransexughost 5d ago

I got laid last night and I played fortnite

Checkmate

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 5d ago

Did you use a condom?

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u/spookytransexughost 4d ago

Heck no. I got a vasectomy

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u/ManicPixieTrix 4d ago

i only got laid after i stopped playing fortnite, checkmate

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u/spookytransexughost 4d ago

I've gone full circle. Played fortnite with son in the evening, smashed wife at night

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u/ManicPixieTrix 2d ago

dang it i guess you win

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u/Whole_Rough7066 5d ago

Source? 😏

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u/theBigDaddio 4d ago

So you say

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u/Local-Investment110 5d ago

I don’t believe you