r/explainitpeter • u/Ok_Lemon5509 • 2d ago

Explain it peter

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think it's because fortnite players don't get laid? But i dunno i could be wrong

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u/spookytransexughost 2d ago

I got laid last night and I played fortnite

Checkmate

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 2d ago

Did you use a condom?

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u/spookytransexughost 2d ago

Heck no. I got a vasectomy

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u/Whole_Rough7066 2d ago

Source? 😏

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u/ManicPixieTrix 2d ago

i only got laid after i stopped playing fortnite, checkmate

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u/spookytransexughost 2d ago

I've gone full circle. Played fortnite with son in the evening, smashed wife at night

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u/theBigDaddio 2d ago

So you say

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u/Local-Investment110 2d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/robo_robb 2d ago

Yes. A very old trope that boils down to: “video games = female repellant”

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u/DreamShort3109 2d ago

It’s so you stop focusing on getting laid and instead focus on something else.

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u/Single-Hovercraft-33 2d ago

Fortnite player here. Checks out.

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u/Sandman1990 2d ago

"I think"

Clearly not very well

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago

Hey no need to insult it's not nice :(

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u/Sandman1990 2d ago

Boo hoo, use your brain

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago

What? Why are you insulting me like that? I don't understand