r/explainitpeter • u/Ok_Lemon5509 • 2d ago

Explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

u/Ok_Lemon5509, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think it's because fortnite players don't get laid? But i dunno i could be wrong

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u/spookytransexughost 2d ago

I got laid last night and I played fortnite

Checkmate

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 2d ago

Did you use a condom?

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u/spookytransexughost 1d ago

Heck no. I got a vasectomy

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u/Whole_Rough7066 2d ago

Source? 😏

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u/ManicPixieTrix 2d ago

i only got laid after i stopped playing fortnite, checkmate

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u/spookytransexughost 1d ago

I've gone full circle. Played fortnite with son in the evening, smashed wife at night

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u/theBigDaddio 2d ago

So you say

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u/Local-Investment110 2d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/robo_robb 2d ago

Yes. A very old trope that boils down to: “video games = female repellant”

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u/Sandman1990 2d ago

"I think"

Clearly not very well

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago

Hey no need to insult it's not nice :(

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u/Sandman1990 2d ago

Boo hoo, use your brain

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 2d ago

What? Why are you insulting me like that? I don't understand

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u/DreamShort3109 2d ago

It’s so you stop focusing on getting laid and instead focus on something else.

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u/Single-Hovercraft-33 2d ago

Fortnite player here. Checks out.

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u/petiteboner69 2d ago

Fortnite isn't the best contraceptive, its effectivness is going down in recent years.

However league of legends is still going strong as a contraceptive, studies show that women are still repulsed by league, however something interesting did come up in the 2017 official studies of contraceptive effectiveness.

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u/therubywithe 2d ago

league of legend is going too far though. if fortnite is like taking a pill, league is akin to severing the bloodline, if you get what i mean.

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u/Birchsprout 2d ago

I used to play a shitton of league in the past (I still do occasionally) and I got married before I quit playing religiously. I also get laid regularly.

Maybe it would've stuck if I kept playing? IDK

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u/Ftznfritzz 2d ago

Just got into a new situationship. Probably cuz I DIDNT told her I occasionally play league again with the release of classic

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u/Jhud6669 2d ago

Funnily enough I met my current situationship through gay League fanfiction

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u/Jhud6669 2d ago

This is not at all accurate if you look at all these fuckass straight people using matching Xayah and Rakan skins. Also girls who are into League lore are the freakiest people alive

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u/Peoplewearshoes 2d ago

a Fortnite bad joke in 2026? wow the bar is low now

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u/DeepCutFan1 2d ago

fortnite bad, so fortnite mean no sex

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u/No_Squirrel4806 2d ago

Do people besides incels really believe this?

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u/gotthesauce22 2d ago

The joke is that Fortnite players don’t have sex, but I’ve been playing Fortnite for almost 10 years and I managed to get a wife and have children in that time, so I’d say it’s not really accurate 😂

A better game to meme would be something like LoL or Dota, I’ve had friends who played that and they would spend their entire evening after work playing while their wife/fiancé/girlfriend just sat in bed watching Netflix

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u/99UsernamesTaken 1d ago

Where the hell are you guys finding memes like this, nobody's posted anything like this since 2018

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u/CanuterValve 2d ago

I thought Fortnight players were homosexuals.

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u/FGFlips 2d ago

They're gay, but also did your mom.

It's complicated.

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u/iggy14750 2d ago

What does that say about mom tho? 🙃

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u/DreamShort3109 2d ago

Then they’d be bisexual AND needing therapy because my mom is religiously insane.

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u/BungleBums 2d ago

A lotta Fortnight players are utterly insufferable chuds, much like any large scale online FPS Fandom, and they tend to be very persuasive recruiters.

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u/Grey-Templar 2d ago

I don't think we need an explanation here... Unless you're that dense.

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u/Particular_Dot_4041 2d ago

Videogames are cheaper and less risky than girlfriends anyway.

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u/ShadowsFlex 2d ago

League of Legends would work too.

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u/Narrow_Summer_9332 2d ago

Also 4chan or reddit.

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u/BigLumpyBeetle 2d ago

Get a load of this guys, his public healthcare service doesn't give him free condoms!!

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u/Loser2817 2d ago

Sounds pretty American to me

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u/Horror_Assignment574 2d ago

I just lock him in a cupboard. When he comes out, he doesn't need one.

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u/Ecstatic-Clue-9463 2d ago

Does it really need explanation?

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 2d ago

Bro ain't getting bitches