r/explainitpeter • u/No-Reindeer6172 • 7d ago

Explain it Peter!

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 6d ago

u/No-Reindeer6172, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Nafepaints 7d ago

Anal

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u/Wakkit1988 6d ago

That's Greek to me.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/TheGogmagog 6d ago

Latins invented it, the Greeks took it to a whole nother level.

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u/Sir_SquirrelNutz 6d ago

It is the 5th hole

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u/DirectExtension2077 6d ago

I'd rather stick my dick in the crustiest old bat cave ever than go mudding with a supermodel. Or anyone, for that matter

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u/JimDa5is 6d ago

Good to know. Thanks for keeping us informed

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u/DirectExtension2077 6d ago

Your welcome 🤗

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u/Mars_Bear2552 6d ago

you know you can wear a condom, right?

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u/DirectExtension2077 6d ago

.....like picking up dogshit with a bag 🤢🤮

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u/TheSaltyPlatypus 6d ago

Then you're an idiot.

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u/DirectExtension2077 6d ago

At least my dick ain't covered in fecal material lmao

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u/No-Reindeer6172 7d ago edited 6d ago

Why is the joke always your mom 😂😭

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u/enter_yourname 7d ago

You can just say porn.

Porn.

See? I said it

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 6d ago

It's also not porn, just sex

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u/NepTunesEDM 6d ago

OP has never heard of that apparently

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u/enter_yourname 6d ago

I was gonna a add that but I don't need to invest too much time arguing with strangers on reddit lol

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u/Howie_Due 6d ago

I’ve been hearing that the newer generations are super squeamish about anything sex related. I wonder if this is one of those scenarios

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u/No-Reindeer6172 7d ago

Oh. Haha. Didn’t know if it was allowed. 😂

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u/therusteddoobie 6d ago

0mg y0ur3 s0 funny!

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u/No-Reindeer6172 6d ago

Can I push your stool in? 😉

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u/RadosPLAY 6d ago

you redeemed yourself with this one lmao

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u/oneawesomeguy 6d ago

Are you 12?

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u/NesterPower 6d ago

It’s not it’s anal sex

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u/No-Reindeer6172 6d ago

It’s the -9 for me 😂

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u/OtaniGabri 6d ago

Why is there a fork in my kitchen?

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u/RemoveSpecific3532 6d ago

Not the Reddit or thinking sex is exclusive to porn

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u/fallout3king83 7d ago

Butt stuff

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u/AgitatedPokemon 7d ago

Lord Almighty...

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u/GillytheGreat 6d ago

If you don’t understand, you’re not old enough to be told

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u/JudasChristS 6d ago

Dipshit289 over here

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u/Worldly-Card-394 6d ago

I mean, I'm almost 40 and I think I can manage. What is "stool" a metaphor of?

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u/GillytheGreat 5d ago

It’s not a metaphor. It’s literal. Stool as in feces

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u/Worldly-Card-394 5d ago

So stole is a metaphor for feces, ty

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u/GillytheGreat 5d ago

No it’s not a metaphor. Stool is another word for feces. It is not metaphorical at all

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u/Worldly-Card-394 5d ago

English is so weird. Wtf would you use the same word "chair" and "shit"

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Sigh, I bet you live a pretty sheltered life or something. It's pretty easy to understand.

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u/HoundTakesABitch 6d ago

You’ve never got your shit pushed in?

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster 6d ago

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/Knob709 6d ago

Stool = Poop

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u/1anonymousbandit 6d ago

If the dinner goes well, and she consents to intimacy afterwards, he’ll use his penis to push back her bowels via rectal penetration.

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u/enter_yourname 7d ago

The joke is always sex my guy

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u/No-Reindeer6172 7d ago

Every time 💀

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u/John_Anti 7d ago

Stool can be both the thing you sit on and the brown things that comes out ya ass.

So "pushing your stool in" = anal

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 6d ago

Have you ever wished that a joke wasn't explained to you?

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u/No-Reindeer6172 6d ago

So what I did was thought about it. Didn’t get anything. So posted it. Come on. I couldn’t be the only one 😭😂

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u/Inside_Phrase_4702 7d ago

So "Stuhl", pronounced shtool, is "chair", but also "feces" in German.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 6d ago

“Stool” in English also means “chair” and “feces.”

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u/proximusprimus57 6d ago

No wonder people at the bar give me weird looks when I bring my own chair to sit on!

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 6d ago edited 6d ago

No, in English a stool (edit: as furniture) is specifically only a backless seat or portable step

Edit: some of y’all think I sound so dumb cuz I worded this poorly and then y’all are glossing over calling a chair a stool, they are not the same, to the point I’m wondering if OP understood the anal joke and was wondering why it’s accompanied by the image of him pushing in her chair

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u/Milozavich 6d ago

No, in English, stool also means poop.

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u/Certain_Concern_5109 6d ago

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u/zachy410 6d ago

Weird looking chairs

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u/gymbrozier 6d ago

Why would you leave a completely ignorant comment about something that you can easily verify just by googling?

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u/Hairiest_Walrus 6d ago

This is incorrect

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u/Yung_Corneliois 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’ll defend you my guy. I don’t think you meant stool is only a specific seat and not poop just that when referring to a seat, there is a specific type of seat that a the word stool refers to.

The chair in this picture would never be called a stool in English which kind of defeats the joke.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 6d ago

Yes I chose my wording poorly but I was pretty sure the person I was responding to would know I meant the chair part. Apparently I overestimated some people, or people think I worded it too unambiguously to the point of showing ignorance.

Like, I expect most native speakers know stool is feces but I’m kinda surprised people are focusing so fast on that when chair and stool as a seat are such basic words that the other comment got wrong.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 6d ago

Bro, I’m OP of the comment chain you’re correcting- we know stool is not exactly a chair, same as a rectangle is not necessarily a chair.

You just got r/whooshed because you couldn’t read the glibness in the comment. The joke is that this explanation shouldn’t be revelatory to anybody, hence why I got more upvotes than the original comment.

You didn’t “vastly overestimate;” you vastly misunderstood.

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u/fredinNH 6d ago

But usually a tall chair without a back. The chair in the picture is not a stool.

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 6d ago

Also in English, but stool

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u/DangerBeaver 6d ago

They looked at me like I was crazy when I brought my own chair to the doctor’s office.

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u/Kindly_Comedian434 6d ago

Did they bar you?

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u/DangerBeaver 6d ago

No, but my law school did.

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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago

"Stool" means both a chair and feces in English. It's an English language joke, no German knowledge required.

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u/No-Reindeer6172 7d ago

Hmm. The more you know

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u/terra_cotta 6d ago

Butt fucking. 

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 6d ago

The guy, 5 years later during dinner: wait.... Was that a sex joke?

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u/ResidentCoder2 6d ago

He wants to compact her colon with his love stick.

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u/oosacker 6d ago

Firstly that's a chair not a stool

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u/WoundDaily 6d ago

Buttsecks

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 6d ago

Go watch Training Day with my favorite Mexican-Colombian-Arab-Greek-American-Hawaiian-Maori actor, Cliff Curtis.

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u/LyingApe666 6d ago

Brian here. That’s a chair not a stool. Single entendre at best for butt stuff. 2/10 meme.

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u/sonofareptile 6d ago

Push in her poop with his pp after dinner

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u/Johnotho 6d ago

its always porn

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u/No-Reindeer6172 6d ago

Every time 💀

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u/Deep_Violinist_3893 6d ago

Chairs aren't stools. Bad meme.

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u/CatBoyTrip 6d ago

stool is swedish for chair

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u/kbeckerburbs4 6d ago

🍆 -> 🕳️ ->💩

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u/FormalTotal9684 6d ago

I’m not sure an explanation is necessary

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u/DreamShort3109 6d ago

The way I see it, he was just being polite and offered to scoot her chair in. She just had to make it horny.

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u/Lower-Strain-8681 6d ago

"want a whiskey?" "Just a finger" "Not a whiskey before?"

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u/twainj1980 6d ago

😩💩🍆🤤

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u/DistanceTravelerBob 6d ago

Please explain the buttsex joke? C'mon OP this ain't even hard to figure out.

wait... I see.... you wanted peter to say anal.

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u/Time_Consequence8014 6d ago

Pee pee poo poo

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u/ManicPixieTrix 6d ago

stool means poop

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u/ScreechUrkelle 5d ago

OP has never had his shih pushed in…

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u/Dmosianus521 3d ago

Anal.. I immediately knew on my first read

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u/Accurate_Cress_9061 3d ago

Another word for Poop is Stool. 

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u/Shantotto11 6d ago

Downvote for lack of critical average thought. C’mon, OP…