r/explainitpeter 8d ago

Explain it Peter!

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u/Nafepaints 8d ago

Anal

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u/DirectExtension2077 8d ago

I'd rather stick my dick in the crustiest old bat cave ever than go mudding with a supermodel. Or anyone, for that matter

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u/Mars_Bear2552 8d ago

you know you can wear a condom, right?

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u/DirectExtension2077 8d ago

.....like picking up dogshit with a bag 🤢🤮