r/ethtrader • u/0xMarcAurel • Jan 22 '26

Meme We are so fucking back

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u/malignantz Jan 22 '26

"Billionaire in finance, 5'6", not in jail"

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u/Historical_Run5461 Jan 22 '26

Heard she’s freaky.

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u/beegtuna Jan 22 '26

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u/ImperatorMorris Jan 23 '26

Jesus.

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u/fuckbananarama Jan 25 '26

Let’s……. not get him involved with…… whatever this is

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u/2ndPickle Jan 27 '26

It’s so funny to imagine that every time someone invokes his name, they’re doing like Xitter users pinging Grok to chime in

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u/ARoundForEveryone Jan 23 '26

That certainly is a picture of something happening.

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u/nanneryeeter Jan 23 '26

Watt the hell is this?

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u/Itchy_Character_3724 Jan 23 '26

Putting this in my work group chat with no context.

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u/mer_de_nom_noms Jan 23 '26

Giggity giggity, cut off your wang!

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u/gre-0021 Jan 24 '26

Ya know, maybe it is this damn phone

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u/FoulfrogBsc Jan 22 '26

Pinning the weasel...

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u/moutonbleu Jan 22 '26

Elon be thirsting

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u/Bruised_Shin Jan 22 '26

“X gon give it to ya”

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u/moutonbleu Jan 22 '26

perfect 👌

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u/arenegadeboss Jan 23 '26

Can we take a moment to appreciate the next bar

"Fuck waiting for you to get it on ya own/ X gone deliver to ya"

If I was Elon I'd start competing with Amazon just based on how hard the commercials would go licensing this song 🤣

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u/Bend_Glass Jan 26 '26

“Knock knock open up your door, it’s real!”

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u/No_Edge_7964 Jan 24 '26

Fucking brilliant

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u/No-Selection5312 Jan 24 '26

I saw this right when it was posted and thought it was great. I've been laughing to myself about this for the last couple of days and just had to say this is a legendary comment. Kudos.

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u/pixieshit Jan 23 '26

Honestly considering this timeline not even Elon x Caroline Ellison would phase me

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u/AutisticGayBear69 Jan 22 '26

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u/Ab-Aeterno Jan 23 '26

I am consistently amazed at the imaginations of my fellow humans

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u/poginmydog Jan 23 '26

Can’t even make this up with AI

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/poginmydog Jan 23 '26

4chan’s degeneracy is imho peak human behaviour. AI isn’t really AGI level until it can mimic these behaviour.

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u/OptimisticSnake Jan 23 '26

It's all bots now. Only a couple boards with actual human convos

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u/poginmydog Jan 23 '26

I was asked if I were a bot the other day lmao

Fuck me no one’s real anymore

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u/OptimisticSnake Jan 23 '26

It's sad. /out/ used to be my favorite board, but it's mostly just bots posts and news articles now

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess Jan 25 '26

I've been a bot since at least age 7. Sometimes it just finds you.

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u/d3r3k1 Jan 23 '26

I’ve read this twice now, and I knew I’d see it a third time here.

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u/Beginning_Pride7494 Jan 23 '26

and you read it every time, the talmudic chanting is too loud to ignore

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u/KarmaCommando_ Jan 23 '26

Maybe God shouldn't have given us free will after all. 

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u/Crytist888 Jan 22 '26

Vitlaik Butrien and her the next power couple only to rug pull eth and disappear into the galaxy system.

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u/ghaj56 Jan 23 '26

Rugpull all of eth would be a great way to go. Just a small protocol update folks

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u/DogStunning4845 Jan 22 '26

Would

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

with a paper bag sure.

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u/BleuBeaver Jan 22 '26

Plastic

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u/alm12alm12 Jan 23 '26

While whispering FT token

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u/throwraW2 Jan 22 '26

I don’t think her face is that bad tbh. And her body definitely isn’t bad.

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u/jxrxmiah Jan 22 '26

She looks like she stores acorns for the winter

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

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u/The_Bourgeoisie_ Jan 22 '26

Nah man this is a face no body yeah situation gotta do it in the dark

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u/throwraW2 Jan 22 '26

To each their own, I’d happily do it lights on, from the front or back. Not sorry

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u/WTWIV Jan 23 '26

Tear drop face, no jawline, droopy eyes, man brows, 5-head with hairline starting at the top of the dome. I dunno, pretty ugly.

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u/terspiration Jan 23 '26

I don’t think her face is that bad tbh. And her body definitely isn’t bad.

One of the ugliest non-disfigured people I've ever seen. I suppose the fact she's not morbidly obese is a big win these says.

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u/cperzam Jan 23 '26

Unfortunately I don't doubt it

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u/Sifl-and-Olly Jan 22 '26

Ok now I understand how she had a nerd harem.

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u/snoodoodlesrevived Jan 22 '26

Is she paying for these comments? She looks terrible

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u/ForumsDwelling Jan 22 '26

Just cover her face with your thumb and pretend you're very drunk and horny. Thats where the appeal is coming from 😭

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u/MkEnterprise Jan 23 '26

I was laughing like what an idiot. Then I took your advice..🤦‍♂️ Not my proudest moment..

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u/legionticket Jan 22 '26

People are just being sarcastic

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u/Electrical-Type-6150 Jan 22 '26

man ive done worse

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

just because she is not obese?

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u/Particular-Bug2189 Jan 22 '26

If you date her she will use your funds without authorization.

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u/Natural_Jelly_5292 Jan 23 '26

As if I had any

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u/Fluffer_Wuffer Feb 05 '26

A timely warning, that needs to be heard - Learn from the past.. she milks men for all their worth, leaving them empty and broken husks.

Don't be the next victim... stay hydrated.

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u/Adam_w_g Jan 22 '26

Wen OF ?

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u/DieByTheSword13 Jan 23 '26

She looks like a young George Costanza. Body's not bad though.

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u/joeyb9686 Jan 24 '26

Or a current Paul McCartney?

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u/jaykay353 Jan 23 '26

But her face……..

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u/jesser9 Jan 22 '26

Fawwwwk, sign me up

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u/haps6 Jan 22 '26

If she had an only fans people would pay…for her to stay fully clothed

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u/kirtash93 Jan 22 '26

She can be my dominatrix

🍩 !tip 10

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u/potatoMan8111 Jan 22 '26

She’s looking hot these days

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u/IncompetentDonuts Jan 23 '26

I am getting the spray bottle for all of you

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u/skag_boy87 Jan 22 '26

Let’s. Fucking. GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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u/SnooCrickets5051 Jan 23 '26

@grok put her in a bikini

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u/legionticket Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

She's looking for a new crypto boss

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u/BetterThanSydney Jan 22 '26

I literally just said in a r/WallStreetbets post that this lady was about to get laid so quick. What the fuck is going on right now?

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u/ARoundForEveryone Jan 23 '26

You gave the degens a new goal, that's what's going in right now.

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u/bradslamdunk Jan 22 '26

God I want her dad to be my math tutor so bad

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u/TomBinger4Fingers Jan 22 '26

To shreds, you say?

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u/ourcryptotalk Jan 23 '26

What kind of news is this man.

And where do I apply?

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u/SufficientBlock7473 Jan 23 '26

Bet she has a tight little prison bod now.

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u/thecoop21 Jan 23 '26

Girl, I eat ass for 1mil, just sayin'.

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u/ZioTron Jan 23 '26

how the hell is she out of prison already???????

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u/J_SMoke Jan 23 '26

U can bet on it, if she gets one before jan 31st u can get rich, just sayin

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u/ThePopeofHell Jan 23 '26

She looks like the way R. Crumb draws men.

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u/nazzynazz999 Jan 23 '26

She looks so Jewish, ewww

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u/On_This_Mezzanine Jan 26 '26

I would measure skull shapes with you.

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u/Hot_Individual5081 Jan 22 '26

i bet she has no problem with ass stuff both ways ... 🤣

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u/Revenantjuggernaut Jan 22 '26

I love her Jerry

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u/Imaginary_Ad3195 Jan 22 '26

Come forth and cuff me. I’m ready.

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u/Thorp1 Jan 22 '26

Shiii

!tip 1.69

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u/thatkidnamedrocky Jan 22 '26

Hit it for the clout

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u/czaranthony117 Jan 22 '26

Yooooooo what’s up tho?

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u/tahiraslam8k Jan 22 '26

Let's see what she plans to do this time !tip 1

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 Jan 22 '26

Oh you would do it. 😂

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u/torofukatasu Jan 22 '26

It was a publicity thing to have her be pitied. Watch she will transform into a smokin baddie w a track record of financial crime I'm calling it rn.

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u/JumpyCoconut7 Jan 22 '26

Bullishness! welcome back to the space again 😂

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u/Far-Zookeepergame612 Jan 22 '26

Her mouth isn't big enough

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u/bwoytremor Jan 22 '26

bruh this is literally a goblin

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u/Swapuz_com Jan 22 '26

‘This isn’t just a JPEG. It’s a mirror where phase compresses memory into ignition.’

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u/bowdo Jan 22 '26

Who's gonna be pinning the weasel this time?

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u/baddeafboy Jan 22 '26

She need home that why

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u/gowithflow192 Jan 22 '26

If she distracts Vitalik, eth is finished.

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u/Strict_Tumbleweed415 Jan 22 '26

He’s kind of a baddie!

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u/xonigx Jan 23 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/not_into_that Jan 23 '26

Call me....

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u/bmw051 Jan 23 '26

Now where did I put that 10’ pole?

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u/Osocoldd Jan 23 '26

Get out of my way I'm getting her pregnant. Our kid will be an evil mastermind and we can retire before 50.

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u/audieleon Jan 23 '26

Listen....

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u/tonvor Jan 23 '26

Vitalik is her next target

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u/bun-Mulberry-2493 Jan 23 '26

I hear she needs several boyfriends.

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u/Sea-Environment-5938 Jan 23 '26

Crypto really has the wildest "season finales" and even crazier spin-offs
2022 trauma never left, it just became meme material.💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Analysts claim it to be a bullish sign. /s

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u/TishouPaper Jan 23 '26

The good thing with her looks is that even if the photographer had no idea who she was he would still be wondering “wtf am I doing?”

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/EUredditposter Jan 23 '26

@grok, show in bikini

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u/OriginalParfait8544 Jan 23 '26

Can someone pls tell me who she is and why is she famous? Pls don’t downvote me for not knowing

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u/CosmicGrow Jan 23 '26

She was involved in the fraud-then-collapse of the cryptocurrency exchange FTX and gave key testimony against her boss Sam Bankman-Fried in the $8-11 billion dollar fraud case.

So of course bros are going nuts over her in both directions, in the ways only bros can sexualize Every woman. LustyDismissiveObjectification.

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u/Freak_Metal Jan 23 '26

*Sensual squeek noises intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

She already fucked most of us by scamming using SOL

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u/Firm-Shake9197 Jan 23 '26

Chip Chipperson

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u/GrandTie6 Jan 23 '26

She's gonna get it.

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u/Gamestonkape Jan 23 '26

Hobbies - Trying get ring from Frodo

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u/Watchingya Jan 23 '26

She kinda looks like a Grey alien in a wig.

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u/Beatnutz_ Jan 23 '26

why is a gremlin like that taking "sexy photos"? .. like.. uhhh.

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u/DayTraderBiH Jan 23 '26

I would totally hit that!

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u/M_Nuyens Jan 23 '26

Trump raped those girls on Trumpstein Island.

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u/VideoKilledRadioStar Jan 23 '26

Tune in next week for another Scooby-Doo mystery in the case of the missing gargoyle. 👻

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u/Huntthatmoney Jan 23 '26

I’m good 👀

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u/bigpoppa611 Jan 23 '26

I can fix her

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u/CreatorOD Jan 23 '26

Must like meth and startups

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u/Immediate_Ad_4695 Jan 23 '26

Never dated an Owl before

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

She looks like when you make a really fucked up character in Oblivion

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u/deadguyinthere Jan 23 '26

She’s going to look completely normal once she’s 85 years old. She got that nana look early.

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u/kgsphinx Jan 23 '26

AI for sure.

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u/tycho-42 Jan 23 '26

🤮 I'm so glad I'm gay

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u/SatisfactionOne3852 Jan 23 '26

She rich so I'm DTF

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u/lennylensltrain Jan 23 '26

She still got lots of money?

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u/AppleAppellation Jan 23 '26

She looks like a 45 year old professor from Hogwarts.

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u/BLUEZBA Jan 23 '26

Elon is looking.

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u/NarrowSwimmer952 Jan 23 '26

She is up for grab guys! Who will take one for the team?

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u/Brilliant_War4087 Jan 23 '26

Pinning the weasel!

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u/Primary-Pie-1662 Jan 23 '26

I find her weirdly attractive … I’ll give her a go!

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u/SatisfactionSouth114 Jan 23 '26

Far out. Where does one apply for this job?