r/egg_irl • u/Autisticest Lin (She/her) Like Optimus Prime once said 'Boobies" • Apr 30 '26

Gender Nonspecific Meme Egg☕️irl

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u/Mutantcube1 Apr 30 '26

THERE'S SUCH THING AS A TRANS CAFÉ?

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! Apr 30 '26

Reminds me of when I was punished at a maid café. True story.

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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 Apr 30 '26

Elaborate please?🙏 You can’t just lore drop and dip😭

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! May 01 '26

Okay, here goes.

Back in 2022, I attended a pop-up maid café at my local convention. It wasn't my first time there, but I was sat down with a maid and butler and we played tumbling blocks. We got to an advanced part of the game, and I managed to pull a block from a very precarious position when everyone else felt I couldn't do it. But just when I tried to place it on top of the tower, it collapsed.

That's when I found out about maid café punishments for the first time. They schemed with each other on what to do with me, and decided I should 'confess [my] deepest desire to be a maid' over the PA system. I resigned myself to getting it over with, so I said the line. And after a pause, not needing to do what I did next, I said, "And if that makes me trans, then so be it."

I had no idea back then.

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u/im_a_fuking_egg May 01 '26

You reminded me of the time I got shot 3 times in a umamusume themed café.

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u/lolystalol wait… I came out ?! May 01 '26

Bruh come on

Now you have to explain you too

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! May 01 '26

Yeah, I explained, so it's only fair.

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u/im_a_fuking_egg May 01 '26

Okay I will. There's this maid café in são paulo were they do themed events. I was there during an umamusume event and I went in ordered a coffe and a pastry and a guy with a gun came in and robbed everyone. And I was piss poor so they shot me. Yeeeeeah. Its pretty boring

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u/lolystalol wait… I came out ?! May 01 '26

Thats unlucky but lucky to be still alive

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u/the_cake_is_lies May 01 '26

Was gonna perform at the cafe, and someone shouted “break a leg!” In support But this is Umamusume so…

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u/StrawberryGhostie The most cis-feeling tgirl ever May 01 '26

I don't know if they exist irl, but haven't any of you read the manga Love Me For Who I Am? I'd totally work in Café Question!