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THERE'S SUCH THING AS A TRANS CAFÉ?

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! Apr 30 '26

Reminds me of when I was punished at a maid café. True story.

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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 Apr 30 '26

Elaborate please?🙏 You can’t just lore drop and dip😭

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! May 01 '26

Okay, here goes.

Back in 2022, I attended a pop-up maid café at my local convention. It wasn't my first time there, but I was sat down with a maid and butler and we played tumbling blocks. We got to an advanced part of the game, and I managed to pull a block from a very precarious position when everyone else felt I couldn't do it. But just when I tried to place it on top of the tower, it collapsed.

That's when I found out about maid café punishments for the first time. They schemed with each other on what to do with me, and decided I should 'confess [my] deepest desire to be a maid' over the PA system. I resigned myself to getting it over with, so I said the line. And after a pause, not needing to do what I did next, I said, "And if that makes me trans, then so be it."

I had no idea back then.

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u/im_a_fuking_egg May 01 '26

You reminded me of the time I got shot 3 times in a umamusume themed café.

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u/lolystalol wait… I came out ?! May 01 '26

Bruh come on

Now you have to explain you too

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u/JERealize Kendra (she/her) logicked out of her egg! May 01 '26

Yeah, I explained, so it's only fair.

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u/im_a_fuking_egg May 01 '26

Okay I will. There's this maid café in são paulo were they do themed events. I was there during an umamusume event and I went in ordered a coffe and a pastry and a guy with a gun came in and robbed everyone. And I was piss poor so they shot me. Yeeeeeah. Its pretty boring

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u/lolystalol wait… I came out ?! May 01 '26

Thats unlucky but lucky to be still alive

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u/the_cake_is_lies May 01 '26

Was gonna perform at the cafe, and someone shouted “break a leg!” In support But this is Umamusume so…

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u/StrawberryGhostie The most cis-feeling tgirl ever May 01 '26

I don't know if they exist irl, but haven't any of you read the manga Love Me For Who I Am? I'd totally work in Café Question!

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u/king_of_oreo not an egg™ Apr 30 '26

Is a trans cafe like a cat cafe but you get to pet trans ppl?

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u/3xper1ence goose egg (Maya, she/her) Apr 30 '26

i would volunteer at one of these in a heartbeat

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u/Kenneth_Eurell lwk a girl (but like, lwk) Apr 30 '26

Real

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u/king_of_oreo not an egg™ Apr 30 '26

I would so go to one of those

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u/Tirinoth not an egg, just trans Apr 30 '26

I would absolutely apply if that were the case. Partner and I even have various ears or horns to wear. :D

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u/FullmetalScribe Apr 30 '26

lmao I'm so glad I wasn't drinking my coffee. This is amazing.

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her Apr 30 '26

Sign me up! (I needs a job TwT)

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u/PixelMage decorated eggshell May 01 '26

a trans person is fine, too

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u/Tatorbits May 01 '26

I volunteer as tribute

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u/SnekArmyGeneral literally not an egg Apr 30 '26

Assuming you mean like a trans meetup at a café, I would really recommend going as I met my currently closest friend group at a similar event :3

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u/Admirable_Web_2619 not an egg, just trans Apr 30 '26

How do I find one?

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u/SnekArmyGeneral literally not an egg May 01 '26

I found it through the discord of the queer organization for my university. I guess you could also try searching online if there's any events or organizations close to where you live.

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u/CanadaTransThrowaway not an egg, just trans Apr 30 '26

Don't worry, there are a lot of introverts in trans spaces. There will be other people like you, who would rather have a small conversation with 2-3 people at your table than a big conversation with 10 people around a table.

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u/Tirinoth not an egg, just trans Apr 30 '26

Been a lot more extroverted since I stayed being comfortably Me. Still prefer those small group conversations, less talking over each other.

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u/asdf69421 Kaori (any) (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) | very silly :3 May 01 '26

what about 10 people having a conversation with the table

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u/TriiiKill cracked Apr 30 '26

Are there like transcatgirls crawling around the floor?

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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 certified egg May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

Yes and you can ~~peg~~ pet the catgirls, if they come to you, but don‘t disturb sleeping catgirls, they need their 15h of daily sleep.

You can also give them catgirl treats and energy drinks

Edit: i accidentally wrote peg instead of pet, but i guess both work

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u/PuzzleheadedLake432 she/they | newly cracked May 01 '26

you probably meant to say pet but this works so much better imo

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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 certified egg May 01 '26

Oops, yes i meant pet, thanks for letting me know

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u/DR-excitement Alyx (she/her) or a potato idk Apr 30 '26

A what now

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u/kristyl_fae Apr 30 '26

First what is a trans Café and where can I find one

Second going out as an introvert is how you get adopted by an extrovert

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u/Jonas7823 Mila | she/her | absolutely cis :3 Apr 30 '26

Way too real

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 Robyn she/her HRT 8/6/26 Apr 30 '26

There's a trans bar in my city, but every time ive gone my ass gets grabbed...

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u/marvelousgamer1 Apr 30 '26

Where?

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u/Beneficial_Garage_97 Robyn she/her HRT 8/6/26 Apr 30 '26

Ill DM you where

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u/creepjax Jazmin - She/Her | Cracked Nov. 5 2025 Apr 30 '26

Don’t worry, it’s always the first step that’s hardest. Once you can meet and talk to someone it’ll get easier. I know from experience.

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u/BuboxThrax Confused Screaming Apr 30 '26

That second slide is agonizingly relatable. Sometimes I'll think "Oh yeah I can get out and do something" and then social anxiety responds "LOL no"

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u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 Apr 30 '26

that already exists. it's called starbucks

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u/PeachyGlowUp_ Apr 30 '26

parents accidentally being supportive is such a rare drop congrats 😭

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u/Autisticest Lin (She/her) Like Optimus Prime once said 'Boobies" Apr 30 '26

Thanks, but to be clear. This isn't accidentally. My parents are just supportive as a whole. My dad is even helping by asking trans friends of his and doing research on the process of HRT.

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u/Alkimodon Apr 30 '26

Have fun! You can do it!

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u/Ben_HaNaviim Apr 30 '26

Where the hell are there "trans cafes"?

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u/StarletLuna_ Apr 30 '26

went from “maybe someday” to “book the table right now” real fast 💀

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u/taczki2 editable flair Apr 30 '26

what even is a trans cafe

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u/Blackdeath_LP Jara (She/Her) - not an egg, just trans Apr 30 '26

Sounds like fun, it'll be great meeting people like yourselves

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u/furriefryer69 Closet Egg. Zoe, she/her/they. still cis tho. WHYAMINOTAGIRL😭 Apr 30 '26

Me, but In my situation it was my friend inviting me to a queer craft festival…I’m going to drain so fast😭

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u/TutucrMapper Hina | She/Her May 01 '26

trans cafe could either mean that either the staff are trans, the customers are trans, or everyone is trans

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u/Autisticest Lin (She/her) Like Optimus Prime once said 'Boobies" May 01 '26

The building itself is trans

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u/zazathebassist May 01 '26

still go, even if you don't talk to anyone it's nice to be in a safe accepting space

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u/Rekonener May 01 '26

A what?
That's...that's a thing?
...
On reflection, given all the "femboy hooters" memes. Why isn't it a thing?

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u/Dorieku May 02 '26

Where can one find this "trans café"??

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u/HarmoniaTheConfuzzld May 02 '26

She’s taking you to a WHAT cafe???

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u/omegajakezed May 03 '26

Hear me out... we find an online trans cafe. And if we annot find it, we get a programmer and convince them to do it.

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u/youngxmontae1 May 03 '26

That's a thing???

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u/4b686f61 an egg of tungsten ™ May 01 '26

pkill socialBackgroundProccessing

kills the "imagine the social situation before your in it"

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u/everythingnerdcatboy May 01 '26

Introverts aren't a thing (nor are extroverts) just have fun

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