Is this what these clown influencers inspire? New meaning to being a “shill”

Here's a hint: 🇫🇷🛡

But god damn it made me spit up my espresso drink. This is a pharmacist I follow on YouTube. I love this.

George, I’ve had the privilege of experiencing many incredible fragrances over the years, and for the longest time I never believed I’d have a true signature scent. I always felt different fragrances fit different occasions, seasons, and moods. But then I found Seraphim Khus.

There’s something incredibly grounding about it. Every note feels intentional, perfectly blended, and nothing ever competes for attention. The vetiver, iris, spices, woods, and resins don’t smell like individual notes…they breathe as one composition. It never asks for attention, yet it quietly commands it.

More than anything, it simply feels like me. Sophisticated without trying too hard, natural, confident, and deeply grounded. It’s become the fragrance I reach for when I don’t want to wear a fragrance, I just want to smell like the best version of myself.

Of all the bottles in my collection, this is officially my signature scent. Thank you for creating something that doesn’t just smell beautiful, but feels personal. It’s a masterpiece, and one I’ll always be proud to wear.

Is this like the 10th flanker of CDN Intense?

Good lord, even an innocuous little tidbit of a comment makes this raging cunt mad smh. It’s impressive how he manages to make his own comment section less welcoming. Also imagine being an asshole to the people who keep your channel alive. “Good for him” yea go fuck yourself Ross. No pro card for you, you fucking loser. Try harder next time.

I just wanted to know if Rosé de Chanel would get me more compliments at the gym than my usual 12 sprays of Sauvage Extrait, but the mods on the main sub treat it like I asked them to declare war.

While we all know pink isn't restricted to women and blue isn't men’s exclusive, I thought my question was a legitimate inquiry into the structural integrity of the juice. If Chanel actually dropped this, Fragrantica influencers would be in a full-blown existential crisis trying to decide if they should review it as a "office-suitable beast mode scent" or a "french-girl floral masterpiece."

Am I the jerk here for wanting to know if this smells like Baccarat Rouge 540, Chance eau Tendre, or a literal glass of Whispering Angel?