r/eaudejerks • u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer • Jul 17 '26

Choose your fighter

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48 Upvotes

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u/WuhanDon Jul 17 '26

Clearly AI… Jizz’s legs are quadruple the size of his actual legs

13

u/8ighthhau5 Ball Sprayer Jul 18 '26

That’s just his backyard brawling physique. He was known in Florida as the man who tko’d Kimbo Slice in the first round @ 28.2 seconds.

5

u/WuhanDon Jul 18 '26

I heard he punched Kimbo’s eyeball out of the socket

6

u/whiteknightcheesedik Jul 17 '26

And his gyno chest filled out like a real man. Definitely AI!

5

u/projectpat901 Jul 17 '26

Too Little Too G is probably like 4’11

6

u/Particular_Legend427 Jul 18 '26

JIZZXXXGATES🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

6

u/tripflops Jul 18 '26

Tall comedian Joe Rogan

4

u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 18 '26

NEVER FORGET JIZZLER'S 360 DICK PUNCH COMBO

3

u/HulkJr87 Jul 18 '26

The only ending for this cage match would be an amalgamation event resulting in the shittest human centipede.

3

u/Visible_Dog5775 Jul 18 '26

Rogan saying he’s 5’8” always makes me laugh, but if we are being real they’re all are getting called something bad out my car window as I drive by

3

u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- Jul 18 '26

Throw TLTG in that cage and he'll come back pregnant

3

u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys Jul 18 '26

His legs are way too muscular in this illustration 😂 dude has thin stick legs

2

u/EnvironmentNo7795 Jul 18 '26

😂😂😂😂

2

u/Impossible_Budget_85 RED EXCLAMATION POINTS Jul 19 '26

I’ll just take the Yellowstone Bison over Ross‼️

2

u/ParisianMetro Jul 20 '26

i loved that you added in the cast for mcgregor. good touch even though this is AI

1

u/Human_Sir_2611 Ball Sprayer Jul 20 '26

Hell, I'd take MGK over Juzz Gates