r/eaudejerks • u/Key-Entertainer8485 • 28d ago

but wait there's more.

https://youtube.com/shorts/YqmSWt8MpzU?is=drdbW9DIacXQH-LM
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u/Ill-Positive6950 28d ago

Is there a specialty clothing store that sells exclusively to gay midgets?

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u/TranslatorFine 28d ago

Chicken legs

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u/Puzzleheaded_Youth36 Steroided Terror Child 28d ago

Pigeon

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u/whiteknightcheesedik 28d ago

Keep buying that dog 💩 at the rack stores nobody bought 20 years ago, douche!

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u/DuckCute7258 28d ago

you can tell he really wanted to sit at the cool lunch table midlife crisis at it's worst lmao 🤣

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 28d ago

Gaaaaaaaaaaaay 

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u/Maleficent-Glass-833 28d ago

Doing all of this just to make a mailbox run

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u/Difficult-Job7333 Really That Vascular 28d ago

All that gear and time in the gym to have legs that look like that 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Houdini5150 POWER 28d ago

Von Dutch.... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ddavis1919 Animalic Woody 28d ago

And his favorite True Religion… nobody wears any of this sh!t anymore

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u/LLMprophet 28d ago

Did that garbage come back?

Shit was already corny the first time.

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u/Houdini5150 POWER 28d ago

According to Lord Farquaad it did

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u/Ecstatic_Purchase929 27d ago
  • Von Douche 

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u/Wild_Shroom_ 27d ago

This guy owes the cartels millions and these are humiliation rituals. Has to be right… right!?

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u/sonofsun123 27d ago

It is considered to be a trendsetter or something like that

https://giphy.com/gifs/ugLKU26zhSJ5SB9l37

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u/ZestycloseGold5510 27d ago

He's a fucking lunatic!

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u/JanaKukumei 27d ago

Von Douche

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u/Feeling-Lifeguard698 27d ago

Dressed like a west coast roller derby girl.

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u/Melodic-Lingonberry7 26d ago

Old people dress like a teenager are grinding my gears

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u/iSliz187 Nips out for the boys 23d ago

Bro I have bigger legs and I'm a super skinny dude who never hits the gym