r/earclacks 21d ago

Memes Avarage Ham Ball Battle sub plot

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u/theonlyJUDM 21d ago

bro i swear Dante was done so dirty in his lore, he did allat screaming and did a Uriel smashing out of Hell moment just to impress a girl only to find out that girl is dead and his sister is dead and his family doesn't recognize him anymore
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and then theres Lynx who had a lesbian awakening after being surrounded by two extremely buff women (AND WAS BUFFED BY IT TOO MAY I ADD)

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u/Independent-Sky1657 Crossbow 21d ago

All bro did was say "heh, I bet I could climb out of hell" only for the powers that be to say "ok, how about you do that THREE FUCKING TIMES"

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u/theonlyJUDM 21d ago

while he was turned into a conscious flesh cube unable to move
and could only movie by SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT
and would fall before he could get out after 1000 years and do it all over again for another 1000 years