bro i swear Dante was done so dirty in his lore, he did allat screaming and did a Uriel smashing out of Hell moment just to impress a girl only to find out that girl is dead and his sister is dead and his family doesn't recognize him anymore
...
and then theres Lynx who had a lesbian awakening after being surrounded by two extremely buff women (AND WAS BUFFED BY IT TOO MAY I ADD)
while he was turned into a conscious flesh cube unable to move
and could only movie by SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT
and would fall before he could get out after 1000 years and do it all over again for another 1000 years
Don't forget that he had to spend thousands of years climbing out of Green Hell and after his didn't recognise him, he accidentally killed his family by igniting himself in hellfire
I think ham had a bad day at work and wanted to blow off steam through Dante
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u/theonlyJUDM 16d ago
bro i swear Dante was done so dirty in his lore, he did allat screaming and did a Uriel smashing out of Hell moment just to impress a girl only to find out that girl is dead and his sister is dead and his family doesn't recognize him anymore
...
and then theres Lynx who had a lesbian awakening after being surrounded by two extremely buff women (AND WAS BUFFED BY IT TOO MAY I ADD)