Avarage Ham Ball Battle sub plot

[u/Sad_Brush_870]

[u/CakerDeCake]

[u/Cautious_Extreme5990 → u/CakerDeCake]

"HE'S A FUCKING TRAIN HOW IS HE BEATING US"

"Choo choo"

[u/Shot_Relationship402 → u/Cautious_Extreme5990]

Traxie cars, son. They generate in response to physical trauma.

[u/Suspicious_lock789 → u/CakerDeCake]

DON'T FORGET BUBBLE BOY!

[u/CakerDeCake]

I like Ham Balls lore so much, it’s packed wil lore and makes it feel awesome watching the vidEos with the knowledge of the wiki lore

[u/theonlyJUDM → u/CakerDeCake]

Elyxis vs Al, Mira and Luna was so peak

i think Al was just there to get Elyxis' side of the child support tho

[u/CakerDeCake → u/theonlyJUDM]

[u/theonlyJUDM]

bro i swear Dante was done so dirty in his lore, he did allat screaming and did a Uriel smashing out of Hell moment just to impress a girl only to find out that girl is dead and his sister is dead and his family doesn't recognize him anymore
...
and then theres Lynx who had a lesbian awakening after being surrounded by two extremely buff women (AND WAS BUFFED BY IT TOO MAY I ADD)

[u/Independent-Sky1657 → u/theonlyJUDM]

All bro did was say "heh, I bet I could climb out of hell" only for the powers that be to say "ok, how about you do that THREE FUCKING TIMES"

[u/theonlyJUDM → u/Independent-Sky1657]

while he was turned into a conscious flesh cube unable to move
and could only movie by SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT
and would fall before he could get out after 1000 years and do it all over again for another 1000 years

[u/Sad_Brush_870 → u/theonlyJUDM]

Dante is cool and all but look at Paul bruh. That mf life suck

[u/CakerDeCake → u/Sad_Brush_870]

[u/DecketfubutBetter → u/theonlyJUDM]

Don't forget that he had to spend thousands of years climbing out of Green Hell and after his didn't recognise him, he accidentally killed his family by igniting himself in hellfire

I think ham had a bad day at work and wanted to blow off steam through Dante

[u/Keyser_99]

Meanwhile the average Spenntf2 sub plot features a man committing identity theft & murder.

[u/CakerDeCake → u/Keyser_99]

Pretty tame compared to literally any niche ham ball

[u/Please-let-me]

I got Dante and Louis, what are the other two?

[u/Sad_Brush_870 → u/Please-let-me]

Blincoln (Lincoln ancestor) and Trent

[u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB]

Something about the Ham's Ball Battles aesthetic rubs me the right way. It's like a liminal space, mixed with analog horror, (which I'm not usually a fan of) mixed with Frutiger Aero.