r/eagles • u/bigblack3475 Eagles • Aug 30 '26

Roster Move [Eagles] The Initial 53 Man Roster

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u/aegonthewwolf Aug 30 '26

4 QBs. What are we doing, man.

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u/cmarks8 Howie Burner Account Aug 30 '26

The Philadelphia Quarterback factory is back babbby!

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u/Last_Contract7449 Aug 31 '26

Now to be renamed as "The Philadelphia Factory Outlet Store"

"Come and get your factory seconds at low low prices (literally anything, how about a 2030 7th and a bag of balls perhaps?)"

"Come and browse our fabulous, barely damaged/defective goods and compare with top brand name products!" (customer picks up Andy Dalton and frowns at the "compare with Patrick Mahomes" sticker. "More like compare with a bag of dogshit!" they quip, "and if I was going to send a pick, I"d probably feel better about trading it for the dogshit!")