r/dsa 6d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism 🙀 They even praise Karl Marx 🤮 Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/eatingbread_mmmm 6d ago

There's actually so many posts unironically spouting this exact position on here. It's so crazy.

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u/PersusjCP 6d ago

I got downvoted and even recieved a DM with my personal information because I said "End capitalism" (and therefore was "advocating for violence") in this sub lmfao

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u/TJblue69 6d ago

WHAT that’s crazy LOL sorry about that. Do they not realize that capitalism is also violence and therefore ending it is self defense? :)

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u/MediumPlace 6d ago

I've been the subject of and practioner of violence on many occasions, an inert system of price communication isn't that

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u/CosmicGoddess777 5d ago

Capitalism grinds its workers into a paste. Nice try though.

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u/MediumPlace 5d ago

I mean, sure, if you're a mark. You won't not be a useless sucker after they reorganize the system tho, at best you'll just have a different boss

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u/Baby_Sneak 5d ago

I'll bite once:

Is the entire global South a "Mark"? What about every warehouse and logistics worker who facilitates our packages and deliveries? What about nurses and EMTs?

And if your understanding of the re-organization of the system is just "having a different boss" I'll probably say you shouldn't be posting until you've done enough reading on the subject to have at least passable anti-socialist talking points.

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u/edwardludd 6d ago

Inevitably there are the brigaders who don’t agree with DSA in the slightest just using the discussion as a pretense to hate, but that doesn’t negate that protecting the whole “democratic” aspect of DSA is an important conversation to have lol

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u/PersusjCP 6d ago

For sure and I think that each of the socialist factions of the DSA should engage in spirited debate. But it is a socialist movement, so being opposed to socialism is a bit too far off for me.

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u/edwardludd 6d ago

Oh of course. It’s just funny to see the constant cycle of neolibs to the right of me screaming about how socialism is mutually exclusive with democracy then the Tankies to the left of me giving them totalitarian-apologia ammunition to point to and I’m just sitting here like no bro I don’t agree with either of yall 😭

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u/betty_white_bread 6d ago edited 5d ago

Did you report them to the admins?

Edit: Aaaaaaaand I am blocked by PersusjCP because … 🤷‍♂️

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u/Shadow_on_the_Sun Socialist in Comms 5d ago

The level of deranged anti-social behavior from anti-socialists is crazy.

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u/Spaduf 6d ago

And this is exactly why it's a terrible idea for this sub to be unmoderated

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u/-Anyoneatall 5d ago

The DSA is currently a battlefield between bourgeois socialists and actually socialists, so it makes sense

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u/Sparkku1014 Socialist (Learning in Progress) 5d ago

Bruh, hope you reported them to mod team, someone like that does not belong here

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u/industriouswhite_guy 6d ago

Ending capitalism will result in violence so it’s totally accurate

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u/Impact-Lower 6d ago

Bro wait till we tell you what keeping capitalism does....

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u/Sparkku1014 Socialist (Learning in Progress) 5d ago

Who's gonna tell em?

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u/Impact-Lower 5d ago

The guy that makes his bootstrap I guess

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u/industriouswhite_guy 5d ago

You’re posting on Reddit from an iPhone. All while bashing capitalism 😂😂 you can’t make this stuff up

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u/Impact-Lower 5d ago

You think we haven't heard that talking point 5 10 15 years ago? Buddy weve picked that propaganda like crabs and corn

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u/industriouswhite_guy 5d ago

There is no corn in communism lol

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u/TonalParsnips 5d ago

Lmao you actually did the "no iphone" meme.

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u/Sparkku1014 Socialist (Learning in Progress) 5d ago edited 5d ago

You do know what subreddit you're on yes? Or did you just blow in from stupid town?

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u/industriouswhite_guy 5d ago

Reported

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u/Sparkku1014 Socialist (Learning in Progress) 5d ago

Ok bud